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jena

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Cat Torture Cats love the weasel ball. And by love, we mean hate. Most cats hate the weasel ball and want to attack, scratch, bite and kill it. It's fun. If you let your cat have a little too much me-time with the weasel ball, it may get ruined. No worries though, because then you can just order another one. Or three. Ruin all the weasels you want, we'll make more! And by "make" we mean "order from China."

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My Interests

basketball, Blue Sky Yarns, knitting, yoga, buying stuff, New Orleans, traveling, art, stuff thats French, people that i love, cooking, growing things, drawing, painting, reading What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Chris Webber, Eva Peron, a fairy, Phil Jackson, various other hot basketball players, Vin Diesel, Abraham Lincoln, Angelina Joli, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Jerry West, Frank Sinatra, Marcel DuChamp, Madonna (much to the protest of my friend Rhiannon, who thinks she's sort of skanky), my real parents, the Lady of Shalott, those guys on MythBusters so i could have them make me a flying car, Bill Clinton, Senior Vivo, Fra Fillipo Lippi, Sting, Sarah Bernhardt, Joss Whedon, any member of the di Medici family, Maya Angelou, (and Rachel Ray, Bill Walton & Kobe Bryant but only so I can punch them in the eye)

Music:

Kanye West, Jill Scott, Macy Gray, Common, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Billie Holliday, Nina Simone, Sting, Chris Isaak, Prince, Astrud Gilberto, Ozomatli, Alicia Keys, Bebel Gilberto, Billy Idol, Laura Nyro, All the Marsalises, The Chieftans, the Fugees, Christian McBride, Erykah Badu, Dave Brubeck, Mos Def, David Bowie, Eminem, Johnny Cash, Enigma, Floetry, Jamiroquai, Loreena McKennitt, Jay-Z, Fleetwood Mac, Lauryn Hill, Seu Jorge, LL Cool J, Lou Rawls

Movies:

Return of the King, The Usual Suspects, The Nephew, the first Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Indochine, Love & Basketball, Napoleon Dynamite, James Bond, Fried Green Tomatos, HellBoy, X-Men, anything with Vin Diesel, Crash, Deep Blue Sea, Age of Innocence, The Big Easy, Jaws, anything with large and scary sea monsters, most anything on Sci-Fi, nothing that makes me think very much

Television:

Sex and the City, Lost, Prison Break, X-Files, Firefly, Touching Evil (why are all my favorite shows cancelled?!) Buffy, Angel, Bones (when I remember to watch it), Star Trek: TNG, What Not to Wear, The Simpsons (back in the day- not so much anymore), Twin Peaks, MythBusters, Sports Center, the NBA & NCAA basketball (not strictly a TV show, I know, but its on TV), NEVER EVER CSI or anything reality-ish

Books:

Secret Life of Bees, Brit Chick Lit (Shopaholic, ect.), Mists of Avalon, Anne Rice before she found Jesus, Good in Bed, Charlaine Harris stuff, No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series, Jitterbug Perfume, anything by Louis De Bernieres or Andrei Codrescu, Devil Wears Prada, Merry Gentry series, Harry Potter

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, Jr., Bono, Mrs. Lovoy (my 11th grade American History teacher), David Robinson, Madonna, Mr. Washington, Julie, anyone who stands up for what they believe and isn't afraid to take a chance on their dream (damn, that sounds cheesy...)

My Blog

insidious plot!! beware!!

First Womb Transplant Planned A team of Manhattan doctors is planning the first-ever uterus transplant. What do you think? Tim Keller,Systems Analyst"Won't gestation in a corpse womb instill mate...
Posted by jena on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:09:00 PST

best Onion article EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Walton Spends Entire Lakers Broadcast Gushing About His Son November 30, 2006 | Onion Sports LOS ANGELESBill Walton, the former NBA Most Valuable Player and popular current NBA broadcaster,...
Posted by jena on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

damn straight!

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks November 7, 2006 | Issue 42"45   PLANO, TXWith the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-L...
Posted by jena on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

Snakes, Motherfucker!

Snakes on a Plane': That's No Seat Belt Around Your Waist          By MANOHLA DARGIS Published: August 19, 2006 Hype meets bite in "Snakes on a Plane," w...
Posted by jena on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

thoughts? ideas? wild guesses?

Alright, I know I'm a little late on this, so bear with me if you've been through this before. The giant, four toed foot? I need theories, people. What've you got?
Posted by jena on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST