Serene

20th November 1987 it was a cool, breezy afternoon, they lived their simple content lives,taking each day as it came.They occasionally discussed 'its' arrival and how in the following 3 months they shall prepare to welcome 'it' into the world. Thinking time was on their side.HOWEVER,they were ohso so wrong!Later on that not so eventful evening she felt her tummy rumble a rather large rumble, 'why oh why did I eat that extra piece of strawberry cheesecake, garnished with double cream, and the juiciest of juiciest strawberries oozing bubbles of white melted chocolate' she thought to herself. 'RUMMBLE..KICK..RUMMBLE..THUMP..BANG..SMACK..POW'.... the unthinkable had happened,'IT'had arrived, but 3, yes 3 entire,whole,full months early! So the next couple of hours went on something like the above, whilst stuffed in the back of a mini roaring down the motorway la destination Brighton (oh and yes she was still convinced it was the cheesecake not having enough room to ‘breathe’ in her stomach) She was only to learn the truth 24 and something hours later, after a lot of gory slicing and stitvhing,requiring sharp objects had occured.She opened her eyes only to witness 'it' in her arms! Earlier the next morning she just happened to be reading the oxford dictionary(As one generally does) and noticed a jam stain by a specific word, but it wasn’t just any jam OHNO..it was STRAWBERRY jam, IT WAS A SIGN! From that moment onwards she decided that THAT strawberry stained word shall be what she names 'it'.After many a day strolling along the seaside she returned home with 'it' and lived ever so happily ever after.