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Stephen

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About Me


About me:
Alright Mate, I'm A Scary Ghoul.

fucking rarr, like.
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my name is stephen and i don't have much to say today
I Had Something
Really Good To Say
speak up
When me and Beth have spare time, this is what you get: Name Band-Names Avenged Stephenfold Be Your Own Beth Beth Cab For Stevie Bethy Clyro Enter Steve-kari We Are Stephenists Incubeth The Steve Canvas Bullet For My Stephentine Bethy James Audiosteve Beth From Above 1979 Beth and Stephen (Belle and Sebastian) The Steveways The Mystery Beths Clap your hands say Beth! The Stephentuers Beth 182 Plasteveo (say it out loud) Stephenchair Stephen Of A Down Dimmu Bethgir Bethtones Stevana Beth Party Christian Beth The Stephens Of Mercy The White Steves Queens Of The Stephen Age Stevegarden Audiosteve Steveknot The Steve (that can be many things) Kings Of Stephen Taking Back Stephen
This Is NotTheEnd

My Interests

I like people who smile.
I like films with amazing metaphors.
I like it standing for a few moments in total silence when the computer turns off.
I like it when everything works itself out after I expected the worst.
I like it when people say please and thank you.
I like it when someone who I expect would be rude turns out polite.
I like Kettle Chips.
I like people who sit on their own and do what they want without feeling intimidated.
I like the smell of freshly mown grass.
I like how I like the word Mown, even thought it's the same as the word Moan, which I hate.
I like Inside Jokes.
I like walking by myself, just so I can listen to music.
I like wondering how likely it is that every possible thing has been done. (for example, has anyone ever choked on a whole orange?)
I like long Yawns.
I like going to Dixons and watching the HD TV with Awe.
I like Energy Drinks.
I like it when people say exactly what I'm thinking, especially when they start it with 'Were you just thinking that...'
I like being early, though I never am.
I like going for walks with my MP3 Player at 4Am, though I never do.
I like Summer, especially in the evenings when you can walk around in a T-shirt and feel totally comfrotable.
I like honestly not caring what people think, though I usually do.
I like Beer.
I like Music Festivals.
I like people who invite me to sit with them as I walk by. I usually will do.
I like watching people doing nothing, and suddenly change their expression. It shows that they were thinking something that changed their mood, which makes me realise their humanity. It's creepily realistic.
I like Gimmicks. They're fun.
I like bands that put on a real show, instead of just playing the songs and leaving.
I like trying not to laugh at crap jokes on Catchphrase and Family Fortunes. I always do and I feel lame.
I noticing small details that no-one else notices.
I like watching Shopping channels and actually being impressed.
I like when shops make their own signs with Felt Tips instead of Photoshop.
I like Naps.
I like strange designs for... anything.
I like Art.
I like sunny mornings when I have to go to work. Keeps me happy.
I like going out with £10, spending it all, and finding £12 in my wallet in the Morning.
I like photos. I need a new camera.
I PREFER cute girls to hot girls. There is a difference.
I like cool wallpaper.
I like people who speak, spell and write properly, with all the right grammar.
I like my converse.
I like Fire. In a responsible way.
I like the the word Cigarette, the look of it as it burns, and the smell of a burning cigarette (not the after-smell).
I like Aftershave.
I like Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream.
I like Independence.
I like being in moments I wish could last forever and trying really hard to make sure I savour it and appreciate it whilst it's there.
I like people who work in shops that smile and actually talk like humans, not robots.
I like looking at someone from a distence, looking away when they turn their head, looking back, and seeing them look away.
I like it when we stop looking away and smile.

I'd like to meet:



Rich Fulcher and Matt Berry Michel Gondry Conor Oberst

Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding Alan Davies and Stephen Fry The Mars Volta

The Beatles Beck Bill Bailey

Björk

These People Are Nice:

Movies:

If you are here, it means you are not watching the following:
Amelie
Fight Club
The Warriors
The Anchorman
Dogma
Reservoir dogs
Pirates of the Carribean
Oceans Eleven
The 51st State
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Closer


For shame, sir. For shame.

Heroes:


R.I.P Richard Whiteley
countdown will never be the same again