Cory

I think people take this postion of myspace way too seriously! Everyone thinks they are special and they have a life story to tell about how they are special, or a survivor. A way how they made it in life better then someone else, when in the end, we are all just a bunch of insecure idiots, if we weren't we wouldn have a page on here bragging about ourselves, posing half naked in pictures and leaving funny comment just to get some self gratification from another insecure idiot. I have no idea if what I said makes sense, but I am really drunk so just go with it! What can I say about nothing? I'm your basic loser on the internet. I am the wingman. I am the guy your GF takes 1 for the team for. I'm the guy that you wake up to when you black out drunk. Girls always say "I don't care about looks, I just want a guy with a sense of humor", thats bullsh!t, if that was true I'd be getting laid like a motherfu(ka!!!! Living life in Hoboken, New JERSEY- Stand up Comic, I love telling cheap dick jokes to drunks at 1am on a Tueday night!! I wish I could grow that Long Island/Staten Island Mushroom haircut, for some reason that gets you hot ass, but my hair sucks! I have weird white guy hair where it just kinda grows out into a white mans afro. Besides that, I do what everyone else does, Hang out, party, work, relax, repeat.