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E to the J

Without ME, it's just AWESO. 100% Manimal 28 years old Los Skankeles, California United States

About Me

I'm a winner. You know... the type of winner that Emilio Estevez's character in The Breakfast Club said his Dad wanted him to be. Only I can also shoot laser beams out of my eyes. 10 greenbacks says Emilio can't do that junk. I'm a NY transplant wandering the Hollywood Hills on an epic quest of Awesomeness. Sometimes I stare at the moon. Why? That's the mystery. I'm a good person. I love my family, and the friends I have who genuinely give a damn. I'm loyal as they come. Hypocrites bother the hell out of me. They can polish my horn as far as I'm concerned. I love BIG dogs, and dislike cats for the most part. Except for Pumas. Because Pumas are freakin sweet. Chew on that for a while, spit it out.. smell it, then put that in your pipe and smoke it.

My Interests

I love 3 things: Family, the Yankees, doing impersonations, Animals & Nature, acting, sketch, film, crushing 6 packs on my dome(yes whole 6 packs), playing guitar, sports, fishing, Photoshop, technology, reflecting, hypothesizing, space... & outer space for that matter, Cryptozoology, TF'ing, child bearing hips & ass masterpieces can also be considered interests of mine as well. Ok so it wasn't 3 things. I work out - cus that's what cool guys do. I'm a conspiracy theorist. I do not trust the gov't. In fact no one really should. All gov'ts, and ours especially have such an extensive history of lying to us that it's laughable. Yet people still believe. It's quite sad.

I'd like to meet:

When pretty girls are bitches, I completely lose interest and I'll fuck with them until their eyes roll back in their skull and their face turns purple from my barrage of sarcastic wit. I don't roll with bitchy women. So basically that means if you are a woman, and are not particularly fond of my personality,it's because you prob caught attitude from me because you are a bitch :) No Seriously.

Music:

Everything from Classic Rock to Hip Hop(GOOD Hip Hop). No Country really... No Death or Industrial Metal. No Vagina Rock.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption and countless other titles. http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Television:

Yankees, ESPN, LOST, Animal Planet and all the Discovery and National Geographic channels. Anything that doesn't try and feed me BS pretty much. No reality TV. 99% of it is garbage.

Books:

"The men American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try and tell them the truth."

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad. Cliche, but true. Joba Chamberlain: Steve Irwin:The Geico Cavemen: This Kardashian broad is completely out of hand. I mean can someone please tell me if that rear end is real? No seriously... because I just don't know. This: ... + these: = this :)

My Blog

This made me laugh out loud, therefore it is funny.

and for those wondering if it is real or a joke... watch this next vid... it's hilarious. This guy is an absolute comedic virtuoso. ...
Posted by E to the J on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:40:00 PST

This is hilarious

I guess this is a Belgian talk show... and the guy who has the funny voice is complaining that he had a testicle accidentally removed. there is nothing better than laughing like this in my opinion......
Posted by E to the J on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST

What the F is that putrid smellio?

Oh that's just the rotting away of the rest of the lead the Boston Red Sox used to have in the American League East.  The number is now 2 games back in the loss column.  Less than 3 months a...
Posted by E to the J on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

Some people ask me... they say: "Hey EJ... what enthralls you?" I'll respond...

Well folks... I will tell you.  The Yankees / Red Sox rivalry enthralls this champ.  Of course what brings me the most pleasure is  BIG FUCKIN COME FROM BEHIND WINS like tonight.  ...
Posted by E to the J on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

Gather round folks... they call this little diddy

Chapter 1: YouIntials: B.A.D.Middle name: Anders(Thats Swedish for "I'm phenomially..." then you can insert a word after that.  Could be funny.  Could be outlandish.... hell you could even s...
Posted by E to the J on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:00:00 PST