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Zack

Now it is time for ze matador to dance with ze blind shoe-maker! And yes, it weel be a slow jam!

About Me

Visit my official web site !

I write for a wide variety of publications and web sites, including Newsarama.com, the biggest comic book site on the Internet (two million unique hits per month! Yeah!) and the Independent Weekly, an award-winning paper in Durham, NC.
Read me in The Independent Weekly !
This is now the EXCLUSIVE home of my blog, which is ONLY viewable to those on my "Friends" list. If you want to read, send those requests in!
Check out the slides from my sketchbook! To see the artist, just click on the individual slides.

My Interests

watching TV, reading obscure comics, screenplays, children's books and other interesting novels, bidding on weird shit on eBay, self-analyzing into an early grave

I'd like to meet:

Really, really, really cool people who like things I like and/or know cool things I might like, and who enjoy talking about them at length.
Also, people who have seen my writing on different web sites and want to tell me how awesome it is.

Music:

Warren Zevon, The Ramones, Garbage, The Jam, AC/DC, The Beach Boys (PET SOUNDS era), Brendon Small, The Cars, David Bowie, The Cure, Loudon Wainwright III, The Clash, ELO, Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground, weird 80s crap...more later

Movies:

Wes Anderson's films (esp. Rushmore on Criterion DVD), The Squid and the Whale, Good Night and Good Luck, Pan's Labyrinth, Alfonson Cuaron's films, pretty much anything Judd Apatow, Brazil (Criterion), The Monster Squad, The Neverending Story, Go, Election, The Iron Giant, Robocop (Criterion), Michael Powell's films, Harold and Kumar, Citizen Kane, The Dark Crystal, Robert Rodriguez's part of Grdindhouse plus the fake trailers, Trey Parker's films, Rock N' Roll High School, Black Stallion, The Limey, The Incredibles, Say Anything, Almost Famous (Untitled cut), Story of Ricky, Patton (first 10 minutes), most of Billy Wilder's stuff, esp. Ace in the Hole, Sunset Boulevard, Stalag 17 and Sabrina

Television:

30 Rock, Arrested Development, Freakazoid, Veronica Mars, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, Sons & Daughters, Titus, Scrubs, The Office, Red Dwarf, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Galaxy High, The Simpsons (Seasons 3-8), South Park, Home Movies, Batman: The Animated Series (Fox episodes), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Duckman, Get a Life, Cupid, EZ Streets, Profit, Jim Henson's the Storyteller, Sledge Hammer, Duck Tales, Gummi Bears, Married...With Children, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Remember WENN, Wiseguy, Remington Steele, Murder One (first season), Crime Story, The Singing Detective, I, Claudius, Soap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Seasons 1-3)

Books:

Tapping the Source, The Killer Inside Me, The Coming of Conan, The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon, The Wind in the Willows, King Dork, His Dark Materials, Harlan Ellison's Watching, The Demolished Man, The Illustrated Man, The Trumpet of the Swan, Half Magic, From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, No Coins, Please, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, About a Boy, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, All Quiet on the Western Front, Impossible Things, Gordon Korman's early novels (esp. No Coins, Please, I Want to Go Home! and Who is Bugs Potter?)

Heroes:

Grant Morrison, Harlan Ellison, my dad on rare occasions, and anyone who takes the time to edit my work.

My Blog

Rest in Peace Steve Gerber

Started my new job today.  I already fear it will wear me into the ground.  My discussion of it will have to wait, as I want to pay tribute to a great writer. Steve Gerber just passed away.&...
Posted by Zack on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

Y Ask Y?

So I have a very big interview series going online starting today -- a weeklong look at Y: THE LAST MAN, a series from DC/Vertigo whose final installment, 60, goes on sale Wednesday.  If you have...
Posted by Zack on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Bullet Points About Pittsburgh, Sort Of

There are a bunch of things I COULD blog about, but it seems more practical to just do a series of shorts. Also, I manage my time poorly. -Boy, CLOVERFIELD just wasn't very good, was it?  I did n...
Posted by Zack on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:50:00 PST

The Script for a Six-Page Comic Book Story I Wrote

I have just had yet another artist drop out from doing the art for one of my scripts.  Everyone so far has enjoyed it, they just don't have time to draw it.  Frustrated, I am now going to p...
Posted by Zack on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:57:00 PST

100 New Spam Names

Urrrgh.  I just got back from Pittsburgh, and spent last night writing til the wee hours.  This resulted in an odd dream where everyone was speaking gibberish for eight hours.  It also ...
Posted by Zack on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:30:00 PST

An Idea for an Iggy Pop Song

I think Iggy Pop should do a remake of "I Wanna be Your Dog." It should be a Christmas song, and he should perform it wearing a Santa hat and those red pants and boots and no shirt.It should be called...
Posted by Zack on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

50 New Spam Names

I stopped keeping these, but friends were telling me how much they enjoyed them.  So here's 50 names from my spam filter: Mitzi Meade Damon Buckley Odis Mathis Lucille Lilly Mindy Monroe Margaret...
Posted by Zack on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

DVD Update

Apparently, Dad watched the last 7 episodes of VERONICA MARS Season One in one fell swoop two nights ago, staying up til 3 in the morning. He has now sworn off DVDs for a while because, in his words, ...
Posted by Zack on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:41:00 PST

Zack’s Dad Loves DVD

So my dad had to retire from his job last November.  At first, I had a day job, so I was able to ignore him.  Then I got laid off, so I was a little worried about our co-habiting during the ...
Posted by Zack on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

More Spam Names

I am thisclose to writing the post, "Zack Just Admits Defeat."  I am having one lousy week when it comes to job-hunting and my creative endeavors. Rather than do a downer post, here's more names ...
Posted by Zack on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST