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DahNoisa

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About Me

I like to poop myself and pretend other people can't smell me.For I am a doctor, and they don't know fuck about shit...ummm,Mang. I loathe the sound of ringing phones that go off every 5 minutes.I have an irrational fear of lighting barbecue grills.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/22/2006
Band Website: your mom is a website
Band Members: just me and a drum machine that doesn't argue.
Influences: this guy will kill many small children one day....Lions, The Ultimate Muse!
Sounds Like: you have speakers for a reason child, use them....
Record Label: self-inflicted.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Poetry

"Shaping"Chp.6 Ex. 12"Kill the Rockefellers"Polio pocket phrases follows secret handshake phases,rear-view mirror reverie; cell phones ring in archaic anarchy.Toddlers trot the empty streets in drunke...
Posted by DahNoisa on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

The To-Do List

Kyle Jones3122 Morning Springs Dr. Henderson, NV 89074(702) 481-1074        &nbs p;         &nbs p;   ...
Posted by DahNoisa on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:27:00 PST

NoodleLOONeon: The first 30 minutes

Kyle Jones Film Screenwriting Treatment: "Noodlelooneon" Screenplay One night as MARTY LOON, 64 year-old Hollywood entrepreneur, sole-owner of Noodlelooneon studios and head CEO, sits alone in his ...
Posted by DahNoisa on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST

You Are My Sunshine

INT. CRIME SCENE AT THE NA MEETING - NIGHTAs Detective SHITHEAD JACKSON,42, scopes out the bloody mess all around him, he lights a cigarette and mumbles some incoherence to himself. His partner, Detec...
Posted by DahNoisa on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Lyrics

"Flatlined, Yet Flailing"-words&music:Kyle Daniel JonesPianowire necklace hickies flow,gracing her throat,like a larnyxing halo.Tonight baby, you radiate like a Black Rainbow.With eye's, like Hemorrha...
Posted by DahNoisa on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

fags-final draft

Kyle Jones     April 30th, 2007         &n bsp;         &n bsp;     &nbs...
Posted by DahNoisa on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

just typing bullshit...feel like writing

he sits at the shoreline, while his beached-whale friends wait to die by over exposure to suntan lotion. he tries to imagine life without grapefruit or without the female clitoris, or both, if they co...
Posted by DahNoisa on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

on the subject of love

i've realized something over the past few months.under my cerebral contemplations under the concept of love, i've come to find that it has too many fucking definitions. there's dependent love, co-depe...
Posted by DahNoisa on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

midnight poem

well, ladies and gentleman, i feel like typing random bullshit, so i hope you enjoy the bullshit i have to sy. but somehow i have attracted you to my epileptic, vastly random, and oh-so-fucked-up way ...
Posted by DahNoisa on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

learn to swim (this ship is sinking)

she's the voice of alot of talk.she'll guard the pool so the baby doesn't fall in.now i know how to swim but how long will the currents pull me?someone help me, because i'm sinking below the surface.h...
Posted by DahNoisa on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST