if you want to read any stories |
i post them on my music blog now, i dont like this place, i dont like youwww.myspace.com/biblicalultraviolence
Posted by sean on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Morning Coffee |
Morning Coffee"I swear man, the hardest thing in life to do is put away clean laundry.""I like to wake up and drink coffee.""I do that sometimes.""I also like to drink to much.""I like to smoke a ciga...
Posted by sean on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Baby Done Poopie (a childrens story) |
There once was a dog named Baby. This is not an unusual name for a pet. Many children unaware of their animals dignity urge parents to name their pets such names as Baby, Angel, Fluffy, Whiskers, and ...
Posted by sean on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:13:00 PST |
Apple Pie Ymm |
'How does it feel?''Its almost like there isnt any anguish.''You say that as if it is a bad thing.''Its not that anguish is not there, its that i cant seem to find a desired way to express it,but this...
Posted by sean on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:09:00 PST |
me for my poo, christ for the kitten |
this morning i woke up and yawned and walked to the bathroom to shower. i turned on the shower, let the water get hot, then got in and sat down. yes, i sit in the shower, that is your visual. i yawned...
Posted by sean on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:23:00 PST |
"No Really, Its hard being a Zombie in a Human's World |
"No Really, Its Hard being a Zombie in a Humans World
"So a zombie walked into a Walgreens. He looked quite confused, but no one seemed to notice him. You can't really blame them, after all th...
Posted by sean on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:39:00 PST |
"So a Vampire walks into a bar |
"So a Vampire walks into a bar
A vampire walked quite smooth into a pub. He was not hungry, lucky for the patrons, he had snacked on a beautiful young virgin earlier.
"What it'll be?"
"Don't w...
Posted by sean on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:37:00 PST |
"Its quite unique that,".... |
"I think im on to something but Im not sure, but yeah, its quite unique."
"Its quite unique you say,".....
1.
sometimes a man feels kinda strange, mostly in a unique kinda way. he isnt sure if he i...
Posted by sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
and the Avenger tamed the dolphins |
Posted by sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
all my old stories saved here |
i saw you taking a piss over yonderthe old gunslinger, with his vile heart and mean reputation, stirred up trouble with a youngster new to the posse. the young are always full of piss, this boy was fu...
Posted by sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
