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Stuart

you will own this coffee table

About Me

Bring me a pizza. Slap me silly. slam poetry is no longer my life. I have a live in couch.

Plenty of Tricks Don't Require Pants

Hobo: Do you have a dollar?
Suit: Yes.
Hobo: May I have it?
Suit: Shouldn't you do a trick first?
Hobo: Fucker, I don't even own pants! You want me to dance for that shit?

--49th Street station


via Overheard in New York , Jun 13, 2006
the stairs

maruo
cheap comics

My Interests


I can't count. I wanna move like a moose.
Nashville is really dirty but I like it here. Its comfy, and I know it like the back of my hand. I know

I'd like to meet:

This guy

Music:

m
y favorite music things right now
jay reatard blood visions
simon joyner beautiful losers
jens lekman
modern lovers
supersilent 6
the grifters - eureka ep
lambchop - is a woman
this -

I write/play songs in badfriend I did once play drums in CASH CROOKS(search for it) I play music as well with my brother in a band called "Nat Love's Joy Juice and the Happy Stranger"(not on myspace)

Movies:

either really really dumb movies or really really smart movies

Books:


My Blog

I don't even know no loud crash.

http://www.lation.org/revelation/archives/204here is a blog entry i did on lation if anyone is interested.  It is my favorite youtube clips of last month.  I will be doing one every month fr...
Posted by Stuart on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

top albums two years running

TOP TEN WINTER ALBUMSPALACE  - DAYS IN THE WAKE ..THE BEACH BOYS - LANDLOCKED..THANKSGIVING BY THANKSGIVING (PTS 1,2 AND 3)..CYANN AND BEN - SPRING..BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE..BOB DYLAN..DANIEL JOHNSTO...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Bad Friend

Checkout my band Bad friend we have cds three bucks.  See us play call us names.
Posted by Stuart on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST

updated!!! I got a show feb 2nd at the end

We have been playing for 7 months now and still counting. So come out and enjoy the show. If you like music that is slightly fucked, then you should come out and see us. We have been described as like...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boston trip afterthoughts

I arrived at ryan's building almost by mistake, and he and his friends who I didn't know at the time were standing in front as I arrived. I was ready to pass out after driving for 18 hours but I chan...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last months top album listens

animal collective - sung tongs motel candlewasters - hierarchy of hoaxes of montreal - aldhils arboretum electrelane - power up france gall - best of valley of the gian...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a treat for you, my people I vaguely know

This is for those of you who didn't like the movie the lord of the rings, and want to see a better version of it or anyone else really who liked the story. RIGHT CLICK HERE AND DOWNLOAD...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new lifes goals

1. get picture next to giant pot plant (this is very important) 2. make cd of nashville people, I know. 3. eat some eggs 4. bar b que 5. learn how to spell, contortionist 6. bark ...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lets see

update lost some friends gained some friends joined a band started another one brokeup with one met a girl fell in love fell out had gas started a fire killed again ...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

UH Bauer

Bauer?
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST