What is your Krystal's story? |
What is your Krystal's Story? "Reporting live for CNN, this is Dolly Rocker here at a local Krystal's where a Mr. Billy Ray Thomas, who was placed in custody just hours ago, kidnapped a mentally chall...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:16:00 GMT |
Dont chew those pills |
I feel like a turtle. I have grown fond of simple sentences. I have simple thought patterns. Ive adapted this behavior as a defense mechanism. I fight myself too much. Yet I am strangely at peace. I a...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:55:00 GMT |
There's shit on every hand you shook. |
"Im too pleased with myself.""Thats a horrible way to start any story.""I refuse to be serious.""You refuse to be anything.""Yeah, even myself.""blah, blah, blah.""Eat some more corn puffs honey.""Thi...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:44:00 GMT |
last night |
last night forty bands made it big,all while i jerked off to porn.a hundred bands blew peoples minds at the exact moment i got off, all in this town.it has to be good to be alive right here right now
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:05:00 GMT |
the sad and tragic life of little Jimmy Joe Tucker |
So a robot was watching a porn, when out of nowhere he heard yelling outside his window. He looked out to see two dirty little boys yelling at each other. "yer mama didnn raiise youu righh!""yer mama ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
