Kennifer Lopez as Anne Frank’s Aborted Prom Fetu

Ancient times17 BBB (Before Big Bang) - Nibblonians come into existence. Somehow. 0 BB - Big bang occurs, brain spawn come into existence. 29,997,000 BCE. - Nimbala is Emperor of Zubin 520th century1947 - July 9th - Planet Express ship arrives in past, Fry kills grandfather, beds grandmother 1947 - July 10th - Planet Express ship returns to future, leaves Bender's head in past 1948 - Yancy (Fry's dad) born 1971 - Yancy born 1974 - Fry born 1979 - Time capsule buried 1986 - Fry finds seven leaf clover 1988 - Fry hides his seven leaf clover 1992 - Fry suffers his third heart attack 1997 - Applied Cryogenics experiences their last power failure 1999 - Fry knocks out a Fox transmitter 1999, December 31st - Fry falls into cryogenic chamber 2000 - NYC faces garbage crises; sets garbage adrift on barge21th century2002 - Yancy finds Fry's seven leaf clover 2003 - Phillip son of Yancy III born 2003 - Lucy Liu named sexiest woman in the world by People Magazine 2006 - Britney Spears becomes queen of something 2007 - 'Charlies Angels 3, The Legend of Charlies Gold' is released in theatres 2008 - Stop and Drop becomes leading suicide booth 2012 - Conan O'brien loses legs in war of 2012 2019 - Project Satan infects Calculon with Werecar virus 2028 - Yancy becomes first man on Mars 2038 - Earth runs out of petroleum 2049 - Britney Spears reign comes to an end 2052 - NYC shoots garbage ball into space 2063 - Lucy Liu is named sexiest woman of the year for the second time by People Magazine 2000's - Cyborgs enslave humanity 2100 - First alien invasion of earth 2100 - FXJKR becomes the 60th president22nd century2159 - Central Bureaucracy established 2200 - Lucy Liu's head is stolen by Kidnappster 2200 - Pine trees become extinct23rd century2208 - Scientists increase speed of light 2275 Fairness of Hell act passed 2200's - Zoidberg's race arrives on Earth 2200's - Zoidberg's race eats the anchovy to extinction24th century2400 - American Express goes out of business25th century2443 - Second coming of Jesus**** 2443 - Most 20th century era video tapes are destroyed by Jesus 2500 - Visa goes out of business 2500 - Manhattan becomes garbage free26th century2600 - The Robot Elders are carved from meteorites27th century2620 - Uranus is renamed Urectum 2636 - Mars University founded 2600's - New York elects supervillian governor who steals the worlds monuments28th century2790 - Bender's uncle Vladimir is built29th century2801 - The Friendly Robot Co. builds the Santabot 2841 - April 9th - Professor Farnsworth born 2849 - Professor Farnsworth learns to read 2880 - Professor Wormstrom born 2881 - Professor Farnsworth begins working at Mom's Friendly Robot co. 2900 - Professor Farnsworth gives Wormstrom an A- on an exam30th century2922 - Harold Zoid stars in 'A Close Shaving' 2931 - Professor Farnsworth and Mom break up; Farnsworth quits Mom's Friendly Robot Co. 2952 - Smell-o-Vision introduced 2952 - Harold Zoid's career goes downhill 2960 - Slurms Mackenzie begins partying for the Slurm Corporation 2974 - Calculon claims he was assembled in this year 2975 - Leela born* 2980 - Hermes competes on the Earth Limbo team in the Olympics 2982 - Zoidberg's race begins the tradition of Clawplagh 2984 - Pop starlet Wendy is born 2989 - Professor Farnsworth begins to clone Cubert 2992 - Zoidberg begins working at Planet Express 2995 - Nibbler born** 2997 - Front's Meat Market becomes a front for the Robot Mafia 2997 - Bender assembled 2999 - December 31st - Fry becomes unfrozen 3000 - Fry and Leela get lost on the Moon 3000 - Fry and Bender become roommates 3000 - April 13th - Leela rescues Nibbler, sleeps with Zapp Brannigan 3000 - Bender becomes a ruler on the robot planet 3000 - Fry discovers he is a billionaire but has his fortune stolen by Mom 3000 - Fry becomes Emperor of a liquid based race of aliens 3000 - The earth is threatened by a giant ball of garbage 3000 - Bender converts to Robotology after becoming addicted to electricity 3000 - Planet Express takes a vacation on the cruise ship Titanic 3000 - Fry reenrolls in college; Farnsworth makes a monkey super-intelligent 3000 - Labor Day - Aliens from Omicron Perseii 8 destroy Earth's monuments 3000 - Fry discovers the horrible secret behind slurm 3000 - An emotion chip is installed in Bender after he flushes Nibbler 3000 - Zapp Brannigan destroys DOOP Headquarters 3000 - November - Bender sells his body; Nixon runs for president 3000 - December 25th - Fry and Leela battle an evil robotic Santa31st century3001 - Zoidberg returns to his home planet to mate 3001 - Planet Express meets Flexo, a Bender look-a-like with dubious intentions 3001 - Valentine's Day - Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body after he breaks up with her 3001 - Bender joins the Ultimate Robot Fighting League 3001 - Leela finds the only other surviving cyclops and returns to the planet of her birth 3001 - April 9th - On his 150th birthday, Farnsworth unveils a clone to carry on his work 3001 - A new office bureaucrat has an affair with Fry, and steals Bender's brain 3001 - Fry falls in love with a beautiful mermaid when he discovers the lost city of Atlanta 3001 - Bender joins the Robot Mafia 3001 - Mother's Day - Mom sends the robots on a killing spree 3001 - Planet Express discovers a tasty snack which turns out to be alien larvae 3001 - Farnsworth wonders what it would be like if he invented the FingLonger 3001 - Bender, Fry and Leela join the army to fight a planet of giant balls 3001 - A rich uncle leaves Bender his castle where Bender is infected with a Werecar virus 3001 - Fry is reunited with his ex-girlfriend 3001 - The Planet Express crew is stranded on a world of giant, horny Amazons 3001 - Fry tells Leela his feelings towards here after being infected with worms 3001 - When Fry misses old fashioned, non-violent X-mases, Bender dresses up as Santa*** 3002 - Fry searches for his old 7 leaf clover, and discovers the fate of his brother. 3002 - Planet Express causes a massive oil spill on a Plutonian penguin refuge 3002 - Bender falls in love with a beautiful fembot who happens to be Flexo's ex-wife 3002 - The Earth is invaded by giant evil brains that make everyone stupid 3002 - Zoidberg helps his uncle Zoid make a movie with Calculon 3002 - Leela has an operation to get a second eye grafted on 3002 - Amy and Kif stop rustlers from poaching the Wong family's herd of buggalo*** 3002 - Fry and Bender are sent to a robot insane asylum 3002 - Cubert and Dwight use the Planet Express ship to help with their paper route*** 3002 - Bender goes on tour with Beck 3002 - The Harlem Globetrotters help to repair a temporal anomaly 3002 - September 21st - The ship is thrown backwards through time, retrieves Bender's head 300? - Fry falls in love with a robot duplicate of Lucy Liu