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Bryan

You, sir, are a fuck-face!

About Me

I'm a 300 pound ape that is witty, sarcastic, an asshole, wearing sunglasses, and brandishing a water pistol. Eeee eeee ooo! BLARGH!@&$^@.&^$%@.^ *squirt*squirt*

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

My Interests

My interests:
motorcycles, autocrossing, snowboarding, driving fast, sex, off-roading, working on engines, building kick-ass sleepers (car related), sleeping, reading, working out, more sex, having fun, making new friends, shootin' da shit with friends, learning new things, going to new places, cooking, eating, pleasuring a woman, listening to music, watching movies in full surround sound, and a whole lot else. Get to know me, and find out what else interests me.

Personality? Look at the "About me:" area. Aside from that, I'm laid back, easy going, caring, sweet (sometimes), creative, ingenious, brazen, a fun guy, able to think outside the "box," just a big teddy bear! ha ha ha ...I try to live my life as best I can. I don't like drama, so don't bring it. I put friendship above all else. Friends are your family, as they say. I'm a Taurus, so that means I'm a raging bull, and, at times, I am. However, self-control is something I value highly. I practice self-control when ever I can. I haven't been that raging bull in a long time... but man, when that bull gets out... Oh noes!

I'd like to meet:

Cool dudes, and sexy women. ha ha ha

No. Really. I choose to hang out with like-minded people. If you're a guy, and like to have other friends around that are capable of doing what needs to be done, or knowing what you're thinking with little said, add me.

If you're a gal and need someone to talk to, a shoulder to lean on, or a friend to hang out with, chat me up and add me.

Music:

all kinds, cept for country. mainly techno, dance, trance, electronic, 80's, 90's, rock, classic rock, metal ...I'll list bands some other time.

Movies:

lots... better off dead, gleaming the cube, terminator 1 & 2, evil dead 1 & 2, army of darkness, stargate, akira, ghost in the shell, austin powers 2 & 3, rundown, spaced invaders, princess bride, blade runner, christine, the breakfast club, 16 candles, pretty in pink, streets of fire, the last starfighter, enemy mine, D.C. Cab, knockaround guys, snatch, fight club, ocean's eleven, pitch black, the chronicles of riddick, italian job, the saint, real genius, heat, willow, incredibles, monster's inc., labyrinth, freejack, stakeout, another stakeout, men at work, maximum overdrive, repo man, signs, the chase, major league, hot shots, navy seals, three kings, blues brothers, the last of the mohicans, red heat, the principal, young guns, red dawn, friday, color of money, mission: impossible, days of thunder, BMX bandits, rain man, cocktail, boyz n the hood, clerks, mallrats, fast times at ridgemont high, pearl harbor, the last boyscout, die hard, die hard II, die hard III, tears of the sun, the fifth element, twelve monkeys, hudson hawk, dogma, sphere, the bourne identity, titan A.E., sinbad: legend of the seven seas, red dragon, death to smoochy, meet joe black, space cowboys, lost angels, animal house, the jerky boys, pump up the volume, amadeus, once upon a time in the west, my name is nobody, raiders of the lost ark, the usual suspects, the matrix, L.A. Confidential, Aliens, full metal jacket, the goonies ...I'll add more later

Television:

I love good TV shows... I'm not going to list what I used to watch--just the ones I manage to watch on a regular basis nowadays. I love the sci-fi genre.

House (good dry, sarcastic humor), Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galagtica, Smallville, Boston Legal, Viva La Bam!

Books:

Just finished Hard Contact (Star Wars: Republic Commando) (yes, related to the game, if you're wondering). Awesome book. The story was excellent with great depth and compelling charcter development. I couldn't put it down... I hope that Karen Traviss writes some more star wars novels. I'd recommend this to anyone that like Star Wars or Sci-Fi in general.

My Blog

things sometimes come together

Listening to DJ Tiesto - Live at Club Space Well, in spite of the bad luck I've been having, it seems that someone decided to shine a small ray of light upon me. Wednesday I went to the doc and h...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid drivers

I swear I have the worst luck as of late. My car was stolen last week from the airport parking while I was on a business trip. So that leaves me with only riding my motorcycle. What happens? Y...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hum-dum ho-hum

I'm bored here sitting at work trying to complete an IT budget for the new building... I swear I'm going to go nuts.But it's all good. My music is keeping me sane.Truly Serenity 2004 - Mixed by Projec...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST