sepia tones XVI, XXC, II, XIV

moreover, about us. several months ago, while perusing through some old photo albums, [a] young boy[s], stumbled upon a most curious discovery. brent is apparently entirely infatuated with paris hilton, as well as her small dog, tinkerbell. dan has a most startling addiction to household cleaning products as lubricant substitutes. brett suspects he has magical music powers. noah... is just noah. however, that isn't the half of it. these seemingly four separate individual people discovered they were really the same person, when a photograph revealed a sole person clutching a paris hilton doll in their left hand, a bottle of dish soap in their right, a kazoo in their belly button, and a bottle of Jack balanced on their head all while watching bette midler tapes. initially overwhelmed by such a realization, the multi-personality suffering young boy[s] sank into a deep depression. however, contrary to common belief, the lad didn't sit in a corner and cry while blood trickled from his wrists, though he did enjoy especially sorrowful...emo? music. anyways, after extensive therapy and medical treatment, the boy[s] is/are back on his/their feet. now, embracing his/their multiple personalities and with the aid of twenty first century technology, he/they were able to create a profile displaying each side of this incredible being simultaneously. computer rendered images of each half, created from detailed desciptions accumulated through hypnosis, were arranged in different enviroments together, as though they were indeed four seperate people.