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Lydia & Milos

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About Me


ABOUT US!!
My name is Lydia. I love Iams, my ZEBRA print window bed in the winter, my PINK window bed in the summer, my mommy's bed, hair ties, Greenies, Purina One Naturals, eating house plants, LICKING PLASTIC, and cheap cat litter. I have a love hate relationship with my adopted son, Milos. I enjoy beating the crap out of him all day long.
I'm Milos. I like to eat mini blinds, chew on straws, shred napkins, and eat all the ribbons off my stuffed animals. UPDATE; those were all baby behaviors. I'm a man now. I like to hunt flies, make wierd noises, stalk the vaccuum, I LOVE FOOD. I don't care if I just ate...I'll eat more. I chase shadows until I start panting. I love to play in the litter box for no reason because I use the bathroom sink to pee. I'M SCARED of leaving the house and I don't like most people (children and people that have high pitched voices). I've now developed a PHOBIA of the TV...that shit moves too fast and is wierd, i make sure to walk the long way around it if it's on. Everything I do irritates Lydia and she hits me all the time.
This is my birth mother BLANCA...
That's me on the left w/ my 2 sisters

My Interests

food, hair ties, ribbons, straws, opening cabinets, house plants, throwing up for no reason.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can open the fridge and get that yummy ham out and on my plate.

Music:


A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Feline
What is your name? Lydia
What other nicknames do you have? Baby, Hun
What is your favorite treat? Ham
What would your owner describe you as? Independant
What is the funniest thing you have done? drink water with my feet
What is the bravest thing you have done? lived in an animal shelter
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Spayed
Are you a social animal? YES
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? at night
Are you friendly? YES
Are you overweight? I could afford to lose 2 pounds
Do you like warm milk? sometimes
Do you eat cheese? No
Do you eat bugs? No
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Inside
Do you like to exercise? No
Do you like car rides? Yes
Do you get into stuff? Yes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? NO
Do you chase laser pen dots? NO
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Movies:


A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Feline
What is your name? MILOS
What other nicknames do you have? Buddy
What is your favorite treat? wet food
What would your owner describe you as? Big scared BABY
What is the funniest thing you have done? Pee in the sink
What is the bravest thing you have done? Nothing... I'm a chicken
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? NO WAY
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? chewing on stuff
Are you friendly? NO just to my Mommies
Are you overweight? No
Do you like warm milk? No
Do you eat cheese? No
Do you eat bugs? YESSSS
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? INSIDE
Do you like to exercise? yes
Do you like car rides? NO
Do you get into stuff? YES
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? of course
Do you like to swim? i think about showering
Do you chase laser pen dots? YES
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? YES
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Television:

nick at nite, animal planet

Books:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Heroes:

Milos: Sue for taking care of me when I was born.
Lydia: Pam for introducing me to my Mommy

My Blog

Milos blog

I'm boycotting the litter box. I've been obsessed with the toilet since I was born but everytime I try to use it I get soaking wet... WELL.. I'm a genius!!! I figured that I can use the bathroom sink ...
Posted by Lydia & Milos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lydia blog

Hi. Lydia here. I'm not in a good mood. I was playing in the hallway while mommy was taking the garbage out and one of her neighbors asked her if I was pregnant!!! My feelings were hurt.
Posted by Lydia & Milos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grrr

SICK SICK SICK
Posted by Lydia & Milos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST