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Ryan: He's wet and lost in Texas.

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase... So I could unzip your genes"

About Me

I have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.

My Interests

I am completely obsessed with a bunch of things like eating, music, poker, being lazy, gwen steffani, comic books (just not a nerd, I will not argue with you over who is stronger), and Rockin 24/7.I would love to be in a band, I would rock. But I cant play an instrument, I can sing, I think. Just letting ya know.I have a shitload of movies and I have seen more movies than you have,Monkeys are cool. The worst word in the english language is "humpin". Oh and "squeeze".Porn is better when you dont know the people in them. I love going to concerts. I'll go to anything. I HAVE SEEN OVER 80 SHOWS. can barely count that high. You want to take me to a show, I am there. UNless its techno. Glow sticks are best for throwing at the kids going into techno shows.I love beer. and these:If you dont like it bring it.

I'd like to meet:

I am cool with meeting anyone cool.AND NO CRAZY BROADS!!!Burt Reynolds. Pimp. nuff said!

Books:

"Love is a Dog From Hell" by charles bukowski. "Women" also by Bukowski. "Watchmen" By Alan Moore. "Maus" By Art Speigalman.

Heroes:

Good Times, People With Beards, And My Friends. In that order.

My Blog

Important info on my Michigan trip

Ok so this may be the last time i post on myspace for quite awhile. My Michigan endevor begins on Saturday morning, I'm done with school tonight, and We have no internet at my apartment. SOoOOO I will...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:11:00 PST

Spiderman 3

Umm... first of all I never really hold comic continuity against movies but dammit!!! They took 3-4 of the best comic stories in spidey history and condensed it into 2.5 hours.  Eh! Sandman - A-M...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:44:00 PST

Crawfish Boil

Anyone interested in having a crawfish boil with us?  Jerome and I found a sweet place to have em shipped in and if we get enough people that want to throw in we will have a bash of epic eating p...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

Wanna See My Animation?

Here yous go! ...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

These next few months are gonna rock!

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>This is why life is gonna Rock!SO not going back to Michigan actually recharged my batteries. We threw an amazing party. Got really drunk a few nights.  Went to Pinks. M...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

A True and Momentous Day Hath Arisen!

Thou hast forsaken THE ROCK!  Now is the time of the Ascention. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/08/onion.page/index.html   And See 300 if you want to be a man again.  It makes you want to...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

New Drawings

I Drew these new pics and the girl one isnt really my style anymore but I started it 2 years ago and finished it this week. I have a shitload of new stuff but I need to color it. Some folks wanted to ...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

One Year Later

One year later. It has been a whole year already.  I've been looking at myself and how I've been. Without her around its been tough.  And she's in my thoughts every single d...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

Our Big Weekend at the Improv

We had good times. Tons of drinks too.                             ...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST

Sweet New Pics And New Haircut.

I May Have gotten a little fat but damn I looks good in a suit. And The 'hawk is cool too.                     ...
Posted by Ritz: now more buttery and crispy! on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:17:00 PST