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Joe Dirt

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.-KV

About Me

Whenever I'm about to do something I think, "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Strings, discs, bottles, wheels

I'd like to meet:

Uma Thurman

Music:

Frou Frou. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Queen. Poison the Well. Comeback Kid. Paul McCartney. Death Cab. Chromeo. See You Next Tuesday. Jawbox. Hum. The Shins.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko, Magnolia, Adaptation, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Requiem for a Dream, Gummo, Kung Pao, Kill Bill, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Virgin Suicides, Office Space, Igby Goes Down, Dark City, Back to the Future, Total Recall, Flight of the Navigator, Little Miss Sunshine...

Television:

Dexter

Books:

Instruction Manuals

Heroes:

That dog that smokes cigars and likes cat poop.

My Blog

UPON THIS BLADE

I was the first to fall behind, I never could keep up.  I only meant to prove a point but the dagger went deeper than intended.  Upon this blade of chance and regret, we'll dance until we sl...
Posted by Joe Dirt on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST

girls and their dogs

You know how girls are totally in love with their dogs? Well, last year I went to this girls house to watch a movie and the whole time I was there, her dog was on the floor "bathing" where she couldn...
Posted by Joe Dirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST