Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt profile picture

Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt

I've got another puzzle for you!

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
I'm practically the very Wikipedia-definition of an Aquarius: creative, progressive, stimulating...um...erratic, impractical? So making the move from Queens to LA was just about inevitable, especially for an aspiring actor/songwriter/Buddhist--of course! Sure, I tried the practical, cubicle life (the adventure continues in my day job) but I'm now pursuing my artistic talents in a frantic attempt to avoid, you know, actual work.
Image shamelessly lifted from Comsumerist.com
My musical alter ego is TOAD; click here to suffer...I mean, listen. MY MUPPET PERSONALITY TEST RESULTS ARE IN, and none of you are surprised in the least.
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Looks like I'm living in the wrong city!
American Cities That Best Fit You:
75% New York City
70% Chicago
65% Philadelphia
60% Washington, DC
55% San Francisco Which American Cities Best Fit You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence
You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Free Yoga DVD Visit The Yoga Online yoga website for lots of great yoga information including a free Video / DVD download

Driving, dining, shopping, meditating, making loud annoying music that only I appreciate, turning gobs of paint into exquisite art, poker, burning incense, going to concerts, museums, karaoke (you are not worthy), taking pictures of squiggly lights, movies, Guinness, picking apart the pettiness of contemporary pop culture, and using chop sticks whenever possible.
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are 29 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Now that I'm here, I seek the company of artists, musicians, philosophers, scientists, writers, geeks, and revolutionaries with whom to make big messes, make lots of noise, scribble wildly, pick apart the universe, put it back together, take over the world and usher in the age of the second renaissance (without all of the murdering AI robots).

And dis is my goil!

Music:


You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Milkshake by Kelis

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge"

One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it! What Song Should You Strip To?

Your Taste in Music:


90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
Punk: High Influence
R&B: High Influence
80's R&B: Medium Influence
90's Pop: Medium Influence
90's R&B: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
80's Pop: Low Influence
80's Rock: Low Influence
90's Rock: Low Influence
Country: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music? Which Bjork Song Are You (complete)?
You're "All is Full of Love"! You appreciate the true beauty of love, and seek it all around you. You should appreciate your life!
Take this quiz !

Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeB52's, Beatles, Bjork, Broken Social Scene, Chem Bros, De La Soul, Debussy, Deee-Lite, Def Leppard, DJ Shadow, Gorillaz, Holst, Jamiroquai, Korn, Main Source, Miles Davis, My Chemical Romance, Omni Trio, Plug, Ramones, Screamin Jay Hawkins, System of a Down, Underworld, Weezer, Zeppelin

Movies:

All Over Me, Burbs, Citizen Kane, Fantasia, Harold and Kumar, Hero, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Last Starfighter, LOTR, Matrix, Napoleon Dynamite, Royal Tannenbaums, Spirited Away, Stalag 17, The Changeling, The Third Man, Willy Wonka, Young Frankenstein

Television:

BUFFY! BUFFY! BUFFY! Crossing Jordan, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dave Chapelle, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Gilmore Girls, Iron Chef, Law and Order, McLoughlin Group, Meet the Press, Mythbusters, Sister Wendy, South Park, Star Trek TNG, What Not to Wear

Books:

1984, Atlas Shrugged, bio of Willem de Kooning, Les Miserables, Angels & Demons, LOTR, Guns Germs & Steel

Heroes:

KISS! Bjork (because she is the best thing EVER), my dad (for being a man of integrety, limitless faith, and constant good humor), my global studies teacher Mr. Harrison (I am the real Tim Dinsdale), Pedro Pacheco (my art teacher), my cousin Darren (for running his own company, Manmade), Jake Trussell (EOSS/Toneburst, you know why), Buddha, Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith (for concocting fame out of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING), Louis Armstrong (for blowing trumpets), and the old guy from the McLoughlin Group ('cause he totally rocks!).

My Blog

Edward "Unc" Meenan, 1950 - 2007

The following is an eloquent summary of and tribute to the life of Edward Brian Meenan, written by his cousin, Dr. Robert Meenan.Thanks to all of you for your expressions of sympathy.   My cous...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

The Evolution Revolution

A few years ago, Dan, 3069 and myself took a day trip to the museum of natural history. What better way to spend one's time, while blazed into oblivion, than to contemplate dinosaurs, neanderthals, an...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Hero Fights Deadly Blaze; Boots Sustain Significant Injuries; Bystanders Completely Oblivious

Please, don't thank me, I only did what any other concerned citizen would do.I was walking back to work from lunch when I smelled...gee, I don't know...incense? So I guessed, passing in front of the T...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

The Air Out There (Death of the Renaissance Man)

I couldn't tell you all how much time I spend hunched at the computer. I skim through my numerous RSS feeds, check email, check myspace, check personals, check myspace, browse Wikipedia, check myspace...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

Fun with Benign Stereotypes: How to Do the Asian Squat

Is a stereotype racist and insensitive if it promotes a better alternative to established anglo-whiteyness? Let's see!.I don't know about you, westerner, but I'm a convert....
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:14:00 PST

K-Fed - Not since grade school has ripping someone a new ass hole been so enjoyable.

This is, like, totally bad for my karma, but check out reviews of Kevin Federline's "Playing with Fire" at Amazon.com. Here's a selection: B. Balch: "Could have been better if they had just used a tra...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

USA's National Anthem: "Star Spangled Banner" or "Imperial March"?

Just stumbled upon a really interesting Washington Post Article: Bush Sets Defense As Space Priority.Here's an example, just a little sample.President Bush has signed a new National Space Policy that ...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:55:00 PST

The Paths of Funk and Rhythm

Last night I started downloading via bittorrent all the old rap albums that I have on cassette so I can load them onto my iPod, albums like A Tribe Called Quest's "Peoples Instinctive Travels and the ...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

An American Tangent: Nobel Prizes Make Bilal want to Give the Flag a Blowjob

The media, from legitimate hard news to sensationalist opinion columns, sure can make Americans feel gloomy about America. The war is going badly... American auto companies are losing market share... ...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

Long, long ago, far, far away, and for FREAKING ever.

Just when you thought that all of the fantasy, wonder, and joy that you felt deep in your heart for all things Star Wars had finally been beaten into the bloody depths of utter retarded-ness by way of...
Posted by Bilal X. Rittemschtalkt on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST