Cut me loose, I gotta ramble |
When you are resolved to be wet to the bone,You won't be grumpy for 24 hours straight.The water gets into everything.Boots, bags, tents, long johns.Stalks, trunks, leaves, flowers.Puddles, streams, la...
Posted by Markasaurus on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:32:00 PST |
You think you know? Life in the ghetto of DOT |
The pirate party on friday night was super fun. Amidst the piñata, rum, and paper airplanes, there was one event that really put a blemish in the evening. And I want to get this off my chest because i...
Posted by Markasaurus on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST |
Another night |
Hey little girl is your daddy home Did he go away and leave you all alone I got a bad desire I'm on fire Tell me now baby is he good to you Can he do to you the things that I do I can take you higher...
Posted by Markasaurus on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST |
Who wants a speeding ticket? MEMEMEMEMEME!! |
Dear Mr Dipshit Police Officer,Yes, I know I have a "Rejected" inspection sticker. Thank you very much for cussing at me as I drive past the construction work. I barely heard you mutter "you're going ...
Posted by Markasaurus on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST |
On the road again |
You wired me awake And hit me with a hand of broken nails You tied my lead and pulled my chain To watch my blood begin to boil Too cold to start a fire I'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones...
Posted by Markasaurus on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST |
How to Save the Airlines |
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attend...
Posted by Markasaurus on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST |
Dear Brian and Tripper |
Hey, this is my first time really writing a blog as a more personalized memo. Let me just say this: I love you guys. No really, really, I mean that. You guys are both super swell in my book. Ok? Cool....
Posted by Markasaurus on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:31:00 PST |
The devil works at REI |
I have been completely pissed off for the last three hours.Let me set the scene. We had a dinner BBQ at moms. Auntie/Uncle, Sis/Boyfriend, Mom/Gay-real-estate-agent-boyfriend. It was super nice, food ...
Posted by Markasaurus on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST |
I'm in love |
It happened really quicky and I never expected it. She is so sweet and attentive. Everywhere I walk, she both leads and follows. We took a shower together this morning and she actually had me giggling...
Posted by Markasaurus on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Personal life vs Professional life |
I thought this was very well written, wanted to share with everyone. As we continue to publish our person lives onto the internet, are we jeopardizing our careers? Is it legitimate for your employer t...
Posted by Markasaurus on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST |
