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Janelle

I have a boner.

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)
I'm a lucky bitch.
I'm silly. I enjoy wearing snazzy running pants on the weekend, NKOTB dance parties (once a year), waking up, falling asleep, tuna, and Buster.I miss Antoine. If you're reading this....I love you and I miss you!!

My Interests

THE COLOR PURPLE (NOT THE MOVIE). SLUTS. POPCORN. Milking the snake, but only once a week (it interferes too much with assblasting)Painting. Going to the gym. It's all about ass blasting.
Explodingdog.com
Hot movie dates.
Drinking coffee, bitching, She-ra, competitive Milk of Magnesia consumption.
Loving my cranky little man, Bustamente....

I love green tea and squats.

chrome dragons

love
Kissing Buster.
The rain

By Darkpony

I'd like to meet:

Any fag will do.
Tina is my non-sexual life partner.
Anyone who is not an obstacle to me.
I only like to be accompanied by assholes... sometimes skanks.
Normally, just assholes though.
Positive bitches.

Music:

Fernando..... .. width="425" height="350" ..The Beatles, Prince, The Clash...um Prince. I love Madonna's new ass. Anal Powerhouse. Prince. Damon Albarn. The Gorillaz. Kaiser Chiefs. Justin Timberlake...yeah and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Scissor Sisters
The Good, the Bad and the Queen.
Robin Thicke

Movies:


Anything that has John Cusack in it. The Notebook because it's wicked sad and it makes Tina cry. Plus Steve Casella said it was a good movie. Walk the Line, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums, Purple Rain, and Gypsy83....um right.

Television:

Nip/Tuck. I hope Blow Out comes back so I can see Jonathan Antin cry in every episode. The Soup.
Rescue me
AMC
The Office
X-Files

Books:

Creative Aggression...it's great laundry day reading material.
Waiting for David Sedaris to write another book.
Find the kitten...it's deep.

Heroes:

Joyce
My best pals...........

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Sam = My bitch

Heart U

And of course Betty.........

My Blog

Like George Michael says

Happy Christmas. The Downside: I'm not buying presents this year.   The Upside: Buster and Burma have decided to take it upon themselves to make all my favorite friends (you know who you are...
Posted by Nellie on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:14:00 PST

Desiree', best survey evah...

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? My car loan 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? I try not to eat. Last night with Tina. It was very romantic..in a non sexual way.3. Last...
Posted by Nellie on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

I feel fantastic!

Staying in on a Friday night and not drinking is the best feeling.  I got the chance to hang out with someone I don't normally get to hang with.  I went to bed at a reasonable time.  I ...
Posted by Nellie on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

Juice this

How can I juice when I don't have carrots?  I tried.  It's just not the same. I hate myself for not going to Costco to buy an economy size bag of carrots.  What's wrong with me?  I...
Posted by Nellie on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

Tina, we were meant to be! Life path .5

Your date of conception was on or about 26 August 1978 which was a Saturday. (In a van, down by the river.  no really I'm not kidding) You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Ta...
Posted by Nellie on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:47:00 PST

I heart Juicin'

I really love to juice.  No, I'm not talking about roids.  I've stopped sticking things like needles in my ass.  That's so 1998.I think my juicer, "The CHAMPION" (the finest juicer in t...
Posted by Nellie on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST

Today is NOT Friday??

What is wrong with me?Why do I keep thinking today is Friday?Why is it that after I tell myself it is not Friday, my mind tricks me into thinking today is Friday?Are you really sure it's not Friday?Am...
Posted by Nellie on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:04:00 PST

Death by Birthday Cake

Within the last three days, I've had three different birthday cakes.  All equally delicious.  All three cakes should be applied directly to my ass, since that's where they'll end up anyway....
Posted by Nellie on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

That's hot.

I always wanted to be Jason Bateman.  Your 80s Heartthrob Is Jason Bateman Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?...
Posted by Nellie on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:51:00 PST

TENDER MOMENTS

They're both boys.  This is what life is like in the house.  Malden is their home, but Provincetown is in their hearts. ...
Posted by Nellie on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:36:00 PST