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About Me

*** Artist *** Actress *** Comedian *** Genius *** Inventor *** Writer Myspace.com- "Who is this?" USA Today - hung up on her. (twice)"I'M THE FRIGGIN' CAT'S MEOW, BEEATCHes" -Bethany* ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------

My Interests

Van Patton my inventions fu

I'd like to meet:

A time traveler and a bookie....in that order. ---------------------------------PLEASE CHECK OUT MY TRAILER AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!Trailer Trash Promo

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Music:

Play it, Write it and Listen to: The Beatles, Led, The Police, The Who, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins, Bjork, The Cure, Ray Charles, Spoon, Yes, The Dibs, Busta, Q-tip, Citizen Cope, Adam Ant, Muse, Beck, Wilco, QOTSA, Portoisehead, Tricky, PJ Harvey, Snow Patrol, Kasabian, Prince, Nirvana, Fleetwood Mac, Lush, Ray Lamontagne, Interpol, Keaton Simons, Death Cab For Cutie, Millionaire, Del, Joe Purdy, Massive Attack, Local H, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Polar Bear, David Bowie, NIN, Clap...Yeah, POE, (Bob Mould) Sugar, Secret Machines, Tool, Siouxsie, Cupcakes, Far, Remy Zero, Helmet, Cranberries, Postal Service, Bright Eyes, Tom Waits, The Cars, Pleasure Club, Janes Addiction, Nick Drake, The Bee-Gees, Gypsy Kings, Psychedelic Furs, Thurston Moore, David Gray, Rasputina, Classical, etc...

Movies:

Night Watch, The Constant Gardner, Shawshank Redemption, X-Men, Zoolander, Superstar, Pollyanna, Any Chris Farley, Wil Farrell, The Fugitive, M.I. 1-3, Reservoir Dogs, Cool Hand Luke, Citizen Kane, Die-Hard 1, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Led Zep..Disc One, I am Trying to Break Your Heart, Raging Bull, Princess Bride....

Television:

TRAILER TRASH The shows Ive written coming soon to a TV near you: Forget About It, The Love Palace, Phredra, Dr. Dreemer, Hells and Bells... Office, Reno 911

Books:

The Four Agreements, The Game of Life and How to Play It, Geek Love, The Great Gatsby, The Art of Happiness, Its Always Something, Mad Cowboy, The DaVinci Code...many more

Heroes:

..."What are sandwiches, Alex". "You are correct for 800", Trebek shouted through his stache.