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BIG NORM

AWWWWE SNAPPP! AWWWE SHIET......THAT'S RIGHT!I'M FREAKIN BACK I'm young... I'm super fly... and dagn

About Me

THE BIG NORM SHOW IS FINALLY BACK!!!
(try and really imagine me reading the text)
Whutz danglin my compadres? Big Norm here, straight out of the depths of reality T.V limbo! If you were wondering where I've been since getting punked on Much Music,(like you really care anyways!) I've been hybernating in a cacoon of shame, slowly peeling, and shedding off thick, whale blubber-like layers of humiliation and ridicule.
But like a butterfly blossoming out of it's caccoon, rejuvinated with life and beauty, I retransformed myself and created a new super-me....a super-Norm...an advanced super human version of me....a smarter, quicker and more dexterous and nimble Norm...sort of like The Terminator and t2000! Yes....I've been upgraded...I got a few sticks of SD Ram inserted inbetween my crevice for optimum performance.
Anyways...enough of my banter! the real reason why I'm risking the chance of getting Carper Tunnel Syndrome, is becuase I want all of you to know that I'm having a Crazy-Stupid jam. SKOOL ME DADDY: A back to school special! It will be held at the El mocambo on Spadina and college.
Featuring:
BRASS MUNK, RICHIE S.O.S.A., SICK SOUND SYNDROME, ISIS
DJ'S
SANGA GENESIS, DOUGH LOW MITE, NEEDILWORKS ENT,
Hip-hop Elements:
Live Grafitti workshops, Live Emceeing, An Open B-boy Jam, Crazy dj's scratching!
Mad prizes and giveaways....and of course....my special "cookies"
Come on out peoples! I guarantee you'll have a freakin blast!
Get at me for guest list or more info!

My Interests

coming soon....

I'd like to meet:

Ghostface Killah - He's The Lord of the Wallabees!Stevie WonderJamie FoxxDave ChappelleVince Carter - so I can beat his ankles with a crowbar! Let's see you wine and putter on the floor then you scunt!That Guy - he's this physically fit lunatic that runs around toronto half-naked wearing a boxers, boots, a shit load of tats, and a christmas hat screaming, screaming, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" while flexing his muscles! He does push ups right in front of you and screams yes....hahaha....it's hilarious....he's nuts!and there's more to to come...

My Blog

BIG NORM & JIVEN'S BBQ BUN DOWN!!!

BIG NORM & JIVEN'S BBQ BUN DOWN!!! Saturday June 24th, 2005@ Ashbridges Bay (western side of Woodbine beach) Lakeshore & CoxwellYo! Big Norm here just tellin you to bring your ass down to the BBQ of ...
Posted by BIG NORM on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:27:00 PST