Sleeping, eating, chasing garbage trucks.
A dog walker, a butcher.
Is this food? Oh, no? OK, no thank you.
Yes, I love movies. I sleep between my owners legs the whole movie long. Legs are warm.
Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Westminster Dog Show, Doggy Steps commercials.
Any dog (but preferrably a bulldog breed) that catches that friggin' garbage truck and brings it to its knees!