Fish

What can I tell you? I'm a French Bulldog named Fish. I got my name because when I was a puppy I kept falling into bodies of water - and I can't swim. I stay away from water now. I spend most of my time sleeping but recently I moved from L.A. to the country so I've been busy familiarizing myself in my new digs. There are lots of critters in the country that I'm not use to seeing. It seems like at least once a day I see a fuzzy little thing that I've never seen before.Anyway, as I was bred to be a companion dog, I enjoy hanging out with my adopted parents and their friends. My folks recently had a baby human which has been an adjustment - those things cry an awful lot. It was cool at first because she seemed not to notice me but suddenly I find that she is VERY focused on me and is always trying to touch me which is a bit awkward.I'm not big on other dogs, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a loner since I don't have any other dogs that I really hang out with. The thing is other dogs tend to wind me up and they never feed me and the truth of the matter is, all I really care about in this world is eating. Do you have any food?