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Dave

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About Me

I'm the writer without a story, the warrior who never fights, the inattentive student who seems stuck in school for life. I'm the counselor you never listen to, yet still ask for advice, the hero without purpose, the villain who's far too nice. I'm the son without a father and the teacher with no class, the actor without audience, but performing till the last. And for all the things I am at once yet never seem to be, I'll know myself a soon as I've found true identity. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Ninjutsu, Psychology, Swordplay, Singing, Acting, Writing,Traveling, Espresso, Shiraz, Racquetball, Pumping Iron, Films, Acts of Kindness, Unwavering Heroism, Unconditional Love, Unquenchable Lust, and Kittens.

I'd like to meet:

1. Rosario Dawson, due to her ridiculous hotness...(melt) 2. Bruce Lee, despite being dead, due to his ridiculous ability to kick the ass of anyone, even Chuck Norris!

Music:

Depeche Mode, Kamelot, VAST, Live, Dredg, Seal, Travis, Winterfell, Keane, Linkin Park, BT, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Blank & Jones, The Postal Service, Moby, Enigma, Enya, Coldplay, Pete Yorn, Dido, Ray Lynch, Pink Floyd, Incubus, Demons & Wizards, The Killers, Norah Jones

Movies:

The Last Samurai, Batman Begins, Conan the Barbarian, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Crow, Serenity, Spider-Man 2, X2, Spider-Man, X-Men, Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The "Original" Star Wars Trilogy, Legend, Willow, The Matrix, Equilibrium, V For Vendetta, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Ivanhoe, Vanilla Sky, Unleashed, Halloween, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Braveheart, Red Dragon, Phone Booth, The Truman Show, Gladiator, Identity, Blade Runner, Highlander, Jacob's Ladder, Enter the Dragon

Television:

Angel, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, L O S T, Battlestar Galactica, Scrubs, Highlander, Nip/Tuck

Books:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, A Song of Ice & Fire, Robert E. Howard's original Conan stories, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, The Book of Five Rings, randon Shakespeare selections, and most anything written by Joss Whedon or Philip K. Dick.

Heroes:

1. My father, for being my constant challenge. 2. My brother, for being my creative inspiration. 3. My mother, for teaching me how to love. 4. Brian, for always being ridiculously rational. 5. Robb, for being determined until the end. 6. Fred, for being able to find the good in anyone. 7. Oliver, for always having the necessary insight. 8. Tom, for helping me to be patient with myself. 9. Shauna, for helping me to let go, jump in, and feel again. 10. Brenna, for teaching me that change is inevitable. 11. Sarah, for introducing me to Shiraz, my one true love. 12. Erin, for giving me unconditional support in my struggles. 13. Matthias, for making me a movie star.

My Blog

Narb Narb Freeble!!!

I've been lucky these last few weeks, having consistent hours with my clients from el Monday through el Friday. But this week it appears that all of that might change, and now here I am, freshly fed, ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

The Final Nail.................

Nothing could have made this day go less smoothly than having to hear the unspeakable atrocity that crept into my ears while pumping iron at the gym tonight. Someone had the balls to remix "Personal J...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Botched!

Man, just when I thought I was all prepared to start this week off the right way, I completely botched the day! I must have had too relaxing of a weekend, because I managed to make a massacre of my IS...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

With Time To Spare

Over the last few days I've managed to  tackle the last real facet of my new job, that being the reauthorization of my clients's services. This happens approximately every four months, and I like...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

It's That Time Again

     Behold, my contribution to the trendiest of traditions, New Year's Resolutions! I tried to keep these as simple but meaningful as I could.2007: A Dave Od(d)yssey#1. Get back i...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

Dave's Mid-Holiday Musings

     The first half of my holiday break has been wonderful, full of sleeping in, catching up with old friends and family, seeing silly movies, and giving and receiving lots of cool...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:38:00 PST

Dave-Man & The Masters of Psychology

     I'm not so sure that I've officially mentally registered my graduation. I'm not sure if it'll even register when I receive my Master's Degree in the mail. This isn't necessari...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

Rollercoaster.....of Dave

Holy Shit      Apparently I've not written in this damnable thing since before I masqueraded as Robin Hood last month. Tisk, tisk. I'm naughty. But here is your update, partly du...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

Tell. You. H'What.

     I'd like to thank the "True" online dating service for providing me with a constant bombardment of screen-filling pictures of hot vixens every time I log into MySpace. Normall...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:09:00 PST

The Door

What shall I do if nothing moreThan struggle to keep shut that doorMy one defense against the darkThe bitter cold, old pain so stark Yet lies behind that weathered woodA day of warmth where I...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST