audra

love.
music, BOOZE, patti smith, live MUSIC, makeup, the golden girls, red lipstick worn with too much eye liner, indie FILMs, my husband, tv, false eyelashes, isabella BLOW, painting, air-conditioning, WINTER, snow can wait, i forgot my mittens, cooking, foodies, lipgloss called lippy, lipglass, lustreglass, PLUSHGLASS, polly harvey, RAZORS, chuck klosterman, MKO, lulu guinness, MARC jacobs, nylon magazine, beautiful shoes, darling darlings in rad bands, shocking people, lester BANGS speaking in paragraphs, avocados with tons of kosher salt, garlic, vivienne westwood minus her knickers, DOGS, nars, M-A-C, pinochle, THEDA bara, entertaining, ridiculously EXPENSIVE cheese, EASY cheese, cheese, aggie & her blond hair, decent wine, gardening, three’s company, kissing, kissing and three's company, vodka MARTINIS, with GARLIC, no olives please, the shanghai tunnel with b*, PORN-sundays, MEAT-fridays, QAF-saturdays, reading vogue, reading cookbooks as novels, dark sticky bars, pushing, shoving, classic films, film noir, antiques, STELLA mccartney.
hate.
MOUTH noises, babies, mtv, patty smyth, children, sweating, rancid lemons, RELIGION, bad manners, when one says his/her favorite band is led zeppelin and can't spell it correctly, bicyclists, jesus as an idol, people who listen to shitty music and think it's good, watching people eat, midnight oil...the band and burning it, FISH eyes, cheap flatware, placemats, whistling, video games, singing along at shows, ENCORES, negligent grooming, BODY hair, sci-fi, humming, UB40, when people ask me when i'm having BABIES.
vices.
MARY-KATE olsen, size 6 CHOOS, MOB movies, bloody meat at MY father's place, the kardashians, hot dogs, sophie b. hawkins, room temperature pasta, hair REMOVAL cream, drunk texting, 13 going on 30, MARK wahlberg, cleaning the house in a TIARA, processed cheese, potted cheese, wham!, stevie nicks, lisa marie presley, justin timberlake, tori spelling, thide thaladth.