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Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Magnetic tinsel tasels, now lets filter residualy. Meticulously bound and filleted.Mesmerized by wigget brits and bang sanders. History of the weak end weekend, nothing in my eye but tooth dust. lust crust, rusty but brush. Mr nipple lisp, tittie crisp and waiter. Kindling mist with a presence of mean green. I have the butter if you have breeding capabilities. Jed-oogle mess, thrice yet and then... pissed harley hen. Weak luster on my anise man! Test it, press it and flutter on my friend.

My Interests

Melanism, Nystagmus, Wink, Wink, Twitch, Obbligatos, Pestiferous People, Optical impressions and frivilous Psychadelic copulation, Glitch, sustain, fade, twitch, oscillate, pitch stringing, feather resonance, cutoff, wink, twitch, step and record, stop. 1 2 3 no, no, no its all wrong. Start over and this time leave your aura in the trunk.

I'd like to meet:

The pestiferous bastard Rancher and his fleet of heated beans. Lasso toting labia fiends. An amalgamous being, pensive content and free. Please tinker with my Temporal Lobe Epilepsy!

Music:

Experimental Electronic, Psychadelic, Prog, Krautrock, Free jazz, Funk, "Indie" rock, Tango, Trip-hop, Aphex twin, Squarepusher, Richard Devine, The Residents, Cliford Gilberto, Soft Machine, Mu-ziq, Amon tobin, Can, Music Machine, Captain beefheart, Zappa, Carloiner rainbow, Amon Duul II, Faust, Astor Piazzolla, Silver Apples, Phillip Glass, Olivia Tremor Control, Add-n-2-X, Komeda, Syncopation, Tortoise, Matching Mole, Four Tet, Tarantula Hawk, Yeti, Outkast, Lamb, Amebix, Autechre, Brazil 66, Ladytron,Os Mutantes, Pink Floyd (Syd barrett), Adult, Magma, Blond Redhead, Iron Butterfly, the Nazz, Mogwai, Two Lone Swordsmen, Railroad Raver, Turn On, StereoLab, Magic Pacer, Charles Brown Superstar, John Zorn, Gnomes, Quadriplegic Fetus, Yesda Urfa, on and on and on and on.........

Movies:

City of lost children, Brick and Ravenous.

Television:


Broken arm-casino horse-book murder buss-gun tweak liquid lunch-girlfriend old by two-in room hiding-pestering mother hair bed. Robot Chicken, Wonder shozen..

Books:


Your Penis Name is Ivan the Terrible

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Entertaining the masses by taming the beast.

Today I awoke in a puddle of whale excretion. I moved my hand to the right then to the left and up in the sky to praise whats his face. The socialist pigment machine observed my scantily clad tooshy a...
Posted by Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

instantanious Mr. smit

My seems mend inward out. Mass hysteria and indiference to indiference. Bliss obtained by reloading the ego machine, mechanism unleash upon her please. Feel felt depth of  mistaken language. Haza...
Posted by Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Octopi circus deleated

The cyrtostyle cyst attacked from the rear. It was only a matter of seconds until its curve got caught up in the loins of the dramatizer. Indulge in my backwash you slithery darwinist!...
Posted by Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:01:00 PST

psycho-acoustica

Leaves spring from your miserable psychosis and your wretched ankles disperse matter in the most peculiar manner. Goodbye
Posted by Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mm,mmm,mm Jiggley meat!

Today I encountered a kabuki kabob. I asked it to stay a while and leave a pile but as you may know dancing cubes of meat aren't generous with their drugs.
Posted by Burzelgliddi Frontier Pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST