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Lord Jayson

don't get all patrick swayze on me.

About Me

"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -the great doctor HST

I screen for felons and marrieds.
I sing and play the guitar in this band:
I write movie reviews, which appear every tuesday, for this website(you also can read them in my blog)
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My Interests

Misanthropy ..

I'd like to meet:


I don't want to meet:
ANYONE who doesn't know the difference between:
- you're and your
- their, there, and they're
- lose and loose
- supposedly and supposably
- also, anyone who spells "weird" like this: "wierd". Cause that's just weird.
If I do meet you, I will hit you in the head with a tack hammer, cause you are a retard.

My Enemies

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Movies:

Delta Farce

Television:

Anything on the Oxygen channel.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Solicitation for: Tales from the District

So, my good buddy Evan and I are spearheading a biweekly comic series on BYT. It'll be called "Tales from the District." Basically just funny/weird/intersting real-life stories about living in DC ...
Posted by Lord Jayson on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

Parade Magazine: Your source for hard hitting news.

So, I'm reading Parade magazine(for those few that don't know, the shitty free rag that comes in the Sunday edition of the Post amidst coupons and advertisements), as I am wont to do whilst I am waiti...
Posted by Lord Jayson on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:25:00 PST

For instance?

For instance? Well, for instance, what it means to be a man.  In a city.  In a century. In transition. In a mass.  Transformed by science.  Under organised power.  Subject to ...
Posted by Lord Jayson on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:53:00 PST

file sharing court ruling rant

Ok -   so the supreme court now says that people who make the file sharing software are responsible for what people do with it.    I assume the next thing is to hold all the gun manu...
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More evidence that Hippies are evil...

See...they hate superman, and they hate money. Damn dirty hippie gangs.
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is what Mormon underwear looks like...

And they have to wear it all the time, everyday.
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The secret thoughts of drummers

"I just want to rock." I was so tired. I was here in this strange loft with an ex-drug addict who had died, and I was telling him the only truth I knew about myself. I just wanted to rock. I just want...
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rock the rock show

the rock show oh yeah played out last night - Death By Sexy - learn it live it know it buckle up kids. Black Cat Black Cat Spare Change Black Cat and that's that
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death By Sexy

to all those who failed to see the glory of Death By Sexy...watch out cause here we come. we're coming...coming to getcha. stay sexy. -JR Death
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

old people will kick your fucking ass in

When the Elderly Attack! What's gotten into old people these days?
Posted by Lord Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST