Dice, talking too loud in a manly voice, beating the shit out of my no good sisters, taking myself waaaay to seriously, Cutting myself while watching Burt Reynolds' movies, Drum Corp (i'll cut you if you call it marching band), awesomely bad movies, vinyl, rollerskating, journaling, rainbows, unicorns, rocking out, hand jobs, and horses. Sometimes rocking out a horse with a hand job
I'd like to meet:
Dr. Sam Beckett when he "leaps" into my pants....I think that episode is called "The Leap Home".
Music:
My local music scene, Wilson Pickett, Big Sandy and his Fly Rite Boys, Sly & the Family Stone, The Moldy Peaches, East River Pipe, New Kids on the Block, Ween, Zappa, Waits, Sandy Nelson, Elvis, Shaolin, mofos! The Flaming Lips, GBV,Marvin Gaye, Deltron 3000,Depeche Mode, Neil Diamond, Cohen, Kings of Leon, The White Stripes, Cat Stevens, Van Morrison, The Youngblood Brass Band, Nina Simone, ELO, Ike & Tina, Kool Keith esp. Dr. Octagon, Senor Coconut, My Morning Jacket, Built to Spill, Otis Redding, Johnny Cash, Low, Belle & Sebastian, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings (the best soul show i've ever seen!) Yaz, Prince, Bjork, New Order, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, TV on the Radio, The Clash, Matisyahu, Iron mutherfuckin Maiden!, Neil Young, Memphis Minnie (actually she kind of sucks), Jeff Buckley, Calexico, The Cure, Sam Cooke, Blur, Bille Holiday, Jeannie C. Riley, The Talking Heads, The Rentals, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Costello & the Attractions, just to name a few.
God, I love me some Miss Sharon Jones!
Movies:
Red Dawn, John Tesh Live at Red Rocks, Cannibal the Musical, House Party, Savannah Smiles, Ghostdog, Sunset Boulevard, Boogie Nights, Dead Man, Gummo, They Live, Cloak and Dagger, The Time Machine, Forbidden Planet, Logan's Run, Flash Gordon, The Thing, West World or basically any old sci fi flick, Xanadu, Polyester, Punch Drunk Love, Wonder Boys, Motherfucking Jack Burton....I mean Kurt Russell, Wet Hot American Summer, Bubba Hotep, The Haunting, Drugstore Cowboy, Trees Lounge, Ed Wood, Ghostworld, The Big Lebowski, Etc.......
Television:
Quantum Leap,TJ Hooker, Sci Fi channel, History Channel, Fox news (you know everyone watches it cuz they hate it), Daily Show, Roseanne, Golden Girls, Cheers, the Office (BBC too), Trailer Park Boys, Girls Gone Not so Wild (they never show the clip where Joe Francis and I play an intense game of scramble), and of course my current pitch to Fox where Ted Nugent has to hunt down Gary Busey.
Books:
There are a lot books I don't like, like Plath's "The Bell Jar", it made me want to stick my head in an oven. And Ethan Hawke's "The Hottest State" which for some god unknown reason I actually tried to read....I thought maybe it would of been like Training Day.
I do really like Russ Kick's "You are being Lied to: The Disformation Guide to Media Distortion, Historical Whitewashes, and Cultural Myths" as well as most of his other books. Nabokov's "Lolita", Ondaatje's "Collected Works of Billy the Kid", Paterniti's "Driving Mr. Albert", David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, the Little Golden Book classic "The Pokey Little Puppy" which is a complete metaphor of my life. Legs McNeils & Gillian McCain's "Please Kill Me; An Uncensored Oral History of Punk". That one biography on Marvin Gaye where his bodyguard catches Marvin in his hotel room high on Coke with sheets wrapped around his head and 666 written on his forehead. Any book on Elvis (scandalous preferred).
Heroes:
Brian Dennehy (he makes it look so easy!)
