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Kate Clinton
A couple of things you need to know about Saltlick:
1. Hates F. Murry Abraham
2.Thinks the Ramones smell like a fart.
3. Life is going nowhere.
4.Pissed off that musicians get all the glory and painters and writers die penniless.
5.Doesn't need to be forgiven.
6.Bored.
7.Is angry.
8.Should be called Mr. Glass.
9.Needs a calendar because he seems to have a problem with what day of the week it is.
10.Likes building websites for no one.
11.Wants less shit in this world and more quality.
12. Paints his nails.
13.Colors his hair when the mood strikes.
14.Wants to change the world now!
15.Pines away for the fjords.
16. Thinks free range chickens are the James Deans of the poultry world (rebel with out a coop?)
17. Wants to marry you.
18. Does not understand women at fucking all, and just realized it doesn't matter.
19. Likes "Dolittle" more than "Surfer Rosa" and is therefore a girl according to some people
20. Thinks breakfast burritos are the food of the gods!
21. Needs a new hobby
22. Likes him some truckstop lovin'
23. Is tired, tired, tired of drama.
24. Must like being single because he is single quite a fucking bit these days.
25. Wishy-Washy, yeah, not so much of that please.
26. Needs a cherry-coke Slurpee! And I mean now damn it!
27. Likes bubbles!
28. Hates it when he changes something here and it doesn't post!
29. Wishes that a friend he's had for years would open up more!
30. Rides the rails...
31. Cleans up real purty.
32. Likes him a good story but stick to the facts.
33. Looked into infinity and is none to sure he likes it.
34. Won't slow dance again no matter how much sex is promised!
35. Is binary (is either a 1 or a 0)
36.Says he finally gave up drinking, then orders you a beer.
37. Needs to move. Moves too much.
38. Wears an apron & cooks & does chores around the house on his web cam for adoring female fans everywhere.
39.Is thrilled it's footy season!
40.Okay, okay, he might slow dance if enough sex is offered.
41.Needs to settle down.
42.Misses his few friends.
43.Gets bored WAY to easy.
44. Is rested and ready to come back to the big smoke.
45. DT + boredom = BAD
46. gives what is taken?
47. Loves Peg and wants her to feel better
48. The ragged clown buys me a grand ma coat and I still won't fuck him
49. Will NOT be hung up on! (Well okay; you can hang up on Saltlick but don't expect to ever talk to him again.)
50. If he gets a real girlfriend....look out for Armageddon