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About Me

WHITE CIDER NOT WHITE POWER! oi oi, i r laureni r vegetarian . hav bin for 14/15 yrs now ..nothin to do with animal rights ORIGINALLY,i was fuckin 8 i duno what that was then.. jus didnt like the fuckin meat ha ... neways ... NOW ITS BOTH!i have two jobs now .. one being an adult carer for my grandad which is fuckin ace and 2nd bein a manager of a bar which is also fuckin ace..i like rope swingin .. see my videos haha ...i like havin synchronized webcam karl pilkington nights... i like all that is punk .. and most ppl 4get my real name and call me bumsex!i go to as many gigs as my bar job lets me ..i get inked as much as poss altho new tattooist is in eastbourne so ..mission!i wana get most my body done ..hot tattoo'd punk/skinhead guys more than welcome!i love goin to meet up wit mates if i like ya enough i will cum see ya in time haha...i got good at drinkin last yr ha...dont do drugs ..im a soppy fucker dont hold it against me ha...i love cookin ...i love all of my friends your all amazing ...BUBBLE PAINT BOY IS MY FAVE BEZZY .....i bin learnin bass slowly ha ...i want to hav a bitch so im on look out ha ...im all about the fun ...had sum great memories from last yr with certain ppl which i will NEVER 4get.... X “Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE.” sid vicious r.i.p xPENNY CRAYON I MEAN LAYON... TEENAGE YEARS WE FIGURE SHE GOES PUNK FOR THE OBV REASON ITS THE BEST WAY TO BE... SO IM AT WORK, I THINK OF PENNY CRAYON AND THINK IMAGINE HER GONE BAD?WOUDLN'T IT BE AMAZING?I MEAN IF I HAD A MAGIC CRAYON THAT WEN I DREW THINGS THEY CAME TO LIFE ID DRAW PINTS .. AND WELL MORE PINTS HAHA .. THE IDEAS WENT ON N ON N ONNNNNN AMAZIN!HAHAHA THAT IS ALL THANKSI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 MyGen Profile Generator Contact Tables Icons Collage Celebrities Tables Love Layouts Love Contact Tables

My Interests

hovering above toilet seats so dont get cold bum lol...watching porn on own or wiv mates ha awesome......drinkin beer n plenty of it n red wine now ha ha!.. goin london as much as poss... gigs plenty of em too....same goes for ink.... cuddlin me bull mastiff and cat ha n bar cats too!curlin up watchin films with hotties!fallin in love.bein a twat (most of the time) new experiences.. FUCKING,chillin out .. spendin time talkin to mates ... whilst wankin off cheers n beers oi!

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE GOIN REBELLION ETC THIS YR!punks,drunks,skinheads,tattooists,NO NAZI FUCKERS.... ne punk promotors.. sum ppl to get drunk with in general!oh n london punks etc im down london as much as poss so get in touch so we can go for a pint!xxx cheers n beers OI! n sumone to fall head over heels in love with!ha ha SERIOUSLY HAANYONE GOING HERE THIS YR TOO.. X

Music:

punk,oi,crust,etc hardcore, psychobilly,rockabilly, ska, acoustic shit,i'm not goin to write down all the band i listen to coz i dont want ppl to judge me one what i hav wrote down n if i dont hav a certain band down there then im not cool!fuck that if u want to talk 2 me then u can ask me myself instead of choosin wether or not to add me coz of my band listing!mnehhhhhh n the odd soppy song a certain man sends me xxx

Movies:

PORN N LOTS OF IT!n if ne one wants to donate me ne porn wud b muchly appreciated as ever!PUNK / GAY MEN PREF!HA HA SERIOUS!i love it coz its naughty n i cant hav them ha x if i watch a film with jamie means we r watchin random dubbed porn with midgets!andy n steve SQUIRTING 101!!XAM- bin too long lol

Television:

HOLLYOAKSSSSSSSSSS n thats it!see obsessive hollyoaks disorder!n i love all that share the love with me!xxx AND THE TV SHOW I DONE HAHA NOT AIRED YET LET U KNOW WEN IT WILL HAHA BUT U GOT TO WATCH IT BBC 3 CALLED 'FILTHY GORGEOUS' HA X

Books:

couple that me lady boss(work mum) gave me!n then punk ones like u do ha x

Heroes:

to someone who is now my bezzy but will always love u ...u made me feel like i cud feel again and hav beautiful moments,in such short time u made me happy u made me smile and u made me cry and im glad i had the chance to have them all with u thankyou so much xxx bubblepaint girl ha ha sum things r jus meant to b perfect! KARL PILKINGTON HAHAHAHAHAjem mark love u tons and laney bum hahaha BOMB!he r awesome bin there loads 4 me with everythin thankin u pet!n always remember ur a womble!michelle, dave ur all legendsand me gud old stephnage pinch ur bum!all my mates andy,steve ur all the best love uu know what fuck it if ne of u are my mates ur all my heros!xxxxx love u all!

My Blog

SKA SPLASH 08

OMFG WHAT AN AMAZIN WKEND   it was absolutely awesome .. i had so much fun n met sum wicked ppl.. the bands were awesome what i remember hahaha i drank very well and u all should b proud of me h...
Posted by never mind the bum sex on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:48:00 PST

2007 ...

well what a year... had my heart broken at the beginnin which turned out to be the best thing ever to happen.. found two amazin best mates who i went n shared so many fuckin awesome times with and wil...
Posted by never mind the bum sex on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:42:00 PST

my ink..

RIGHT INK I R HAVE... 1 full jap sleeve (nearli finished) star rnd each elbow 1 red cobweb coming off right elbow star stars up either side of my chest over my shoulders (soon to b covered) punx wrot...
Posted by never mind the bum sex on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST