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Dani

About Me

Im Dani Im 5"10 I was born in Germany. I spend alot of my time either pushing dead bodies around or driving a van full of men around the country. I play bass and shout in Faintest Idea. I haven't been to a barbers in 4 years. I've got the nursery ryhme 'this little piggy went to market' tattooed on my toes. I once drove 10 and half hours to a town in Scotland called Dunoon, slept for 4 hours in an ASDA carpark in the boot of my car and then drove home. I have a pork pie hat, which no matter how many times it's been lost or stolen, always comes back to me. I once had a padlock and chain around my neck for a year and a half because I lost the key. I once slept rough on the roof of a high school 2 days before Christmas.