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Augustus Rank (Badger girl)

123, go, i've got a ego, it wont let me go, what im gona do.

About Me

yummmyyyy....IM SO SO PROUD OF THE RESULTS OF THIS QUIZ. I DIDNT EVEN CHEAT OR ANYTHING AND I GOT MY HERO!!! XXXXXX
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Freddy Krueger


70%

Michael Myers


45%

Hannibal Lecter


45%

Leatherface


45%

Jigsaw


40%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Candyman


40%

Pinhead


30%

Captain Spaulding


30%

Jason Voorhees


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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..********************************************************** ************************************************************ *****someone tell me what to do. or give me some fuckin drugs. i dont wanna deal with stuff right now. i just want to be a fuckin little kid. i just need a hug.******************************************************** ************************************************************ ****so... about me you say!? well. hello...im badger...evil bill...jay...jemma or smelly/stinker to some. to most. uumm... i think im kinda great. some other people think im kinda great to. other people couldnt give a fuck. i sometimes lie like a cheap watch. most days. its fun when people dont know your lieing. and most people never know i am. im currently listening to crass. i can remember the first time i was tall enough to see the top of my fridge. i smell. my belly button smells most. i change my hair colour more than i change my socks. i had a really cool dog once. she was called jess. i want another dog. i like meeting random people. i like punk rock music. i either like stuff or i hate it. i like driving. but i have no car. i like horse riding . but i have no horse. im part of the white in crew . and i like hanging out with them. and if you dont know what that is then nevermind. fuck you. i like to swear. but i dont do it often enough. im passionate about food. i like the colour yellow. i dont wish i was more like anyone else. boring people intrest me. im very lazy. my mum wants me to sort my life out. but i cant be arsed. im normaly always happy. if someone is trying to piss me off im extra nice back to them. its fun. aslong as i keep myself entertained im happy. there are a few bands i love and respect. i can remember the first day of my life that i realised everyone was not on my side. i like to have dreams. but i dont have them often. id like to own a record shop and a riding stables. sometimes i hate sleeping it annoys me. i wash my hands alot. to much. but hardly ever wash anywhere else. id rather eat your poo than something off your plate. i dont share. i hate haveing 'stuff'. i dont want to own anything. i like rooms completley covered in posters or newspaper. it makes me feel safe. one day i will live in bristol. one day i will live in cornwall with jody and jess. i shall never live in birmingham. or london. i might live in leeds. my sister is stupidly mad but i love her. shes the only person i worry about. i like watching fish in a tank. i think matt damon is damn hot. i like looking out of windows when its raining. i like scareing myself in the dark. i wish that i wished i wanted to do something with my life. but i dont. time seems to go fast in a slow way everywhere i go these days. i say sorry to much. even if someone walks into me. .. .. ..

My Interests

aww atleast he's happy.
Create your own Friend Quiz hereIM TO COOL FOR SCHOOL. WXC!uummm... i like me.....and i like my friends....and i like animals.... and i like my sister...and i like music....and i like hairy men...and i like feet...and i like hairy feet...and i like were woloofs....and i like wayne...and i like sleeping...and i like eating.yep ok...mainly i just like eating.although one thing you must be warned (if ever trying to feed me for instance..) for some one who does indeed love to eat... i do hate most foods...

I'd like to meet:

pat sharp. paul kaye. andrew mcgurk.

Music:

the living end /raw power /circle jerks /half man half biscuit /last years youth /zounds /destructors /cockspaaara /stray cats /citizen fish /abrasive wheels /war against reason /collective responsibility /defiance /Inner terrestrials /francine /total chaos /anti-flag /guana batz /minor threat /snakes /chocking victim /filaments /american nightmare /frantic flinstones /the bones /special duties /backyard babies /unseen /swamp thing /stingrays /send more paramedics /crass / the irving klaws /SOIA /bad brains /electric frankistein /caravans /lower class brats /koffin kats /H20 /Ramones /the code /freaks union /rx bandits /Varukers /polecats /boneyard bops /buzzcocks /minor threat /casualties /hangmen /pain /torment /long tall texans /Gorilla Biscuites /5knuckle /AKO /krewmen /4skins /drink drivers against mothers /skitzo /agnostic front /self destruct /hyperjaxs /meteors /subhumans /suicide machines /uk subs /king kurt /stiff little fingers /huska du du do do /klingonz /the motherfucking dwarves!! /chaos uk /specials /levellers /drunk in public (look at me go. haha...fuckin hippys!) /7 seconds /GBH /misfits /highliners /f-minus /cheap sex /conflict /5,6,7,8's /dead pets /frenzy /generation x /shark soup /dead kings /rancid /gAyFI /discharge /business /8o's matchbox b-line distaster /demon teds are go /oxymoron /sharks /lucky devils /runaway boys /slaughter and the dogs /henery rollins band /billy bragg /devo /hot tail cats /friends of ed /coffin nails /batmobile /steve miller /manicsum yeah. that kinda thing. do i have to list more!? im gonna start repeating meself. thats all the bands i like. ever. maybe?! pah.....
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Movies:

the unseen+bill and ted (excellent adventure/bogus journy)+popcorn+misery+pet sematary+i was a teenage werewolf+gremlins+faust+texas chainsaw massace+brain dead+an american werewolf in london/paris+serial mom+killers+hellraiser+beaches+the fog+little shop of horrors+ghostbusters+(children of/night of/return of) the living dead+dogma+high fidelity+blackball+its all gone pete tong+the spider+that thing you do+freddy kruger films+chopper chicks in zombie town+howlings..1...2..3...4...5...blahblahblah....

Television:

i hate judge judy..HATE IT!! so much. i an't even look at it for half a minuite it bugs me. arrgghh!!! but i do like....red dwarf/black adder/big wolf on campus/stop it and tidy up/mork and mindy/happy days/faulty towers.. all i watch at the moment tho is third rock from the sun/my parents are aliens and eastenders..oh n zombie hotel..fungus and maggot rock!! n stutter...black books n rab C !! haha ...Ya tube!!!!!! !

Books:

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Heres some books i have read and enjoyed. and are now sat on my shelf untill i read them again....................................................... THE WASP FACTORY - Iain Banks ....*READ IT BASTARDS.......................... Kill Kill, faster faster - Joel Rose......................... Generation x - Douglas Coupland ............................The backboard Jungle - Evan Hunter ................................ Boxy and Star - Darren King.............................. Bouver - Chris Brown................... Are you Dave Gorman?! - Dave Gorman............... 31 Songs - Nick Hornby........................ The Life and mind of Andy Kaufman - Bill Zehme .............................. Random Acts of Kindness - Danny Wallace (this is a old list. i read alot. if yer currentley intrested in what im reading then ask!!)

Heroes:

the grand old duke of york......coz he had 10 thousand men... ...for which i salut him...i only have 34 husbands.

My Blog

I'D NORMALY TAKE WHAT JOHNNY ROSS SAYS AS GOSPEL

......but he completley slates clerks 2!! what a wanker.. coz the film its amazing by my books!! granted there is a 30 second down fall when ben affleck enters the scene but not everything can be perf...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

BOOK WORMING

just finished reading 'if nobody speaks of remarkable things' it wasn't half as good as i thought it was gonna be. first few chapter seemed real good but it just kinda had a dull ending n middle. lol....
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST

Henry Rollins - Black coffee blues

...i've re-read this book alot lately. its neat. its attuley helping me with some stuff at the mo.won't bother you with the details coz im all sorted in my head now and talking about it will muck it u...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

BLOODY CUNTYBOLLOX

I WAITED FOR A BUS TO SEPERATE THE BOTH OF US, AND TAKE ME FAR AWAY FROM YOU, COS MY FEELINGS NEVER CHANGE A BIT, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SHIT. I DONT KNOW WHY, I GUESS I JUST DO. YOU ONCE TALKED TO ME ABO...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

thinking...me?!

I've realised that only when im single do i think about life and people . i try and learn things and i understand myself and i wana spend time making sence of everything and i wanna do stuff i wanna d...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:17:00 PST

im a friggin twat!

yet   A  gain!  i got stressed with my hawk n cut it down...why why do i do this.   well...life goes on... mmmm steak n onion rings dont mind if i do.......................
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:52:00 PST

FUCKING KIDS.

Ive started thinking about things. well.. life... people. and this is not like me. i dont NORMALY think about 'how life could be' or 'what should i do' its not getting to the stage where im 'worr...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blackeyes.

Again!! ahh well...throbbing painful eyes need not matter  ive had a good week... lalala... xxx
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

proper fucked.

ah shit. this is happening all to often to me. im missing anti-flag 2day and its all shit. i shouldnt miss gigs. exspecilly when its planned perfect till the last minute then gets messed up. this is ...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3 things about me.

Three Names You Go By: 1. evil bill 2. badger 3. smelly Three Screen Names You Have Had: 1. evil bill the badger 2. badger 3. badger the evil bill!? THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT Y...
Posted by Augustus Rank (Badger girl) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST