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If you want a generic description, I'm a little rocker/biker mama. I like creepy things. And motorcycles. And doggies. I'm a judgemental prick. I appreciate a twisted sense of humor, physical beauty and throat-shredding screams. Wait! I've an entire list to the left that tells what I like. What about DISLIKES? That's far more important! ...NO LIKEY: Whores(social/attention/sexual), your band probably, the general population, bible-thumping douche-bags, pity-parties, insufficient common-sense, insecurity masked by falsely over-inflated self-esteem, whistling, onions, getting up for work, weight loss, doing dishes, winter, flip-flops,copycats,Granny panties, repeating myself, people who ask dumbass questions,Jimmy Buffett & Bob Seger, girls in baseball caps, idiot drivers, sweating, the idea of having to work for someone else all of my life, styrofoam packing peanuts, tribal armband tattoos, society's leeches and trash, chicks who think they're hot because they ride on the *BACK* of someone else's motorcycle... ugh, the list could go on & on. I have started to accumulate a decent li'l friends-list over my first few myspacin' months, but I do not accept every request that comes my way. For example, if your page showcases your love of professional sports OR is plastered with a Lindsay Lohan background and a sparkle Pooh-Bear... I'm sure we really don't need to be myspace friends. You're probably perfectly swell, but hey I'm a shallow bastard. If you're some greasy troll of a man and you like to populate your top friends/friends list with hot chicks, sexy model types and big titties... you're not going to find those things here. Don't take it *too* personally if I deny your request.. there's surely someone else out there who will be yer cyber-buddy.