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Hanama The Destroyer

They call me the ass-master back home

About Me

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Le sigh. Addicted to Patton | Lots of tattoos | backpiece by Xed Le Head | wrists by Matt Differ | hip by Tatu Pier | the kind of bum to write home about |

I hate moths, but can tolerate spiders. Silverfish on the other hand come from the seventh gate of hell and I have come to believe it's my mission in life to exterminate them. This is my little sis . She likes the colour pink and Hanson. And this is my boyfriend Alex . He likes the Wildhearts and Audrey Tatou.
I'm a complicated, tired mess.
And the Queen of melodrama.
This is my band MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

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What?
Hunting + bombing abortion clinincs. Your average Daily Mail reader.

I'd like to meet:

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Patton. Barrymore (Drew, not Michael) . Preferably in a bed, all of us together.

Music:

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A random selection...
Mark Lanegan / John Zorn / Secret Chiefs 3 / Ween / They Might Be Giants / Tomahawk / Tool / The Skatalites / Lady Sovereign / Janis Joplin / Prince / Ani Difranco / No Doubt / Faith No More / Godspeed! You Black Emperor / Mr. Bungle / PJ Harvey / Red Hot Chili Peppers / Fantomas / Sigur Ros / The Faint / The Specials / Roberta Flack / Roxy Music / Joni Mitchel / Roots Manuva / Veruca Salt / Mew / Jawbreaker / Led Zeppelin / David Bowie / The Shangri-las / Dillinger Escape Plan / The Start / White Stripes / Bif Naked / Sublime / Soundgarden / The Roots / She Said / Tom Waits / Dolly Parton / Arcade Fire / Flat Earth Society / Squirrel Nut Zippers / The Reverand Horton Heat / The Royal Crown Revue / Deftones / Arch Enemy / Acoustic Ladyland / NTM / Iron Maiden / At The Drive In / Portishead / Queens of the Stoneage / Jeff Buckley / Smashing Pumkpins / Peaches / Elliot Smith / Isis / Refused / Fugazi / Joe Cocker / Loretta Lynn / Hank Williams / Snapcase / Sparks / The Cardiacs / Madness / Creedence Clearwater Revival

Movies:

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Hmmmm. I'm weird with films, in that I can never remember the plot, but I can remember whether or not I liked the film. So here are some films that I know I like, without necessarily remembering what happens in them... if that makes sense.
E.T. (still makes me cry at the end), all the Poltergeist films, Jaws, Alien/s, The Sword in the Stone, The Boy Who Could Fly, all the Evil Dead films, Me and You and Everyone We Know (man, this film fills me with happiness), Shaun of the Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Twelve Monkeys, Audition, The Fifth Element, The Dark Crystal, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labyrinth, The Shining, The Elephant Man (I never knew that a film could make so many tears come out of me), The Wicker Man, Deliverence.

Television:

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The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, Lost, Six Feet Under, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Time Trumpet, Nathan Barley, South Park.

Books:

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The Mortdecai Trilogy, Lord of the Rings etc... The 13 and a half Lives of Captain Bluebear and anything else by Walter Moers, Fup, The Dice Man, Girfriend In a Coma, Harry Potter, Raymond Carver short stories, His Dark Materials trilogy, oh and Psychic Self Defence by Dion Fortune - without a doubt one of the most inadvertantly hilarious pieces of factual prose I have ever read.

Heroes:

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The Countryside Alliance, Bill Hicks, Janis Joplin, Mike Patton, Cher, Dolly Parton, Tom Waits, Chris Morris. All fighting mediocrity in the face of adversity.

My Blog

[For Pippa]

So far in 2006:1. Have you had more than 5 different relationships?Yes, I have had 5 relationships this year. One with each finger on my right hand. If I'm feeling particularly adulterous, I sometimes...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

[Peeping Tom]

Yep. It's here. I got it... I would have written about it sooner, but I didn't realise it was in the shops. Ooops, I'm clearly not the Patton fan I thought I was.I've only listened to it once, but wha...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

[Hollyoaks, and various other occurences]

What is it with my friends posting pictures of me in my comments forum?I'm not being ungrateful or acting dumb. I like looking at pictures of me through the ages. I'm hawt after all.Today I practicall...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:39:00 PST

[Ween]

[Dear Diary]Today I realised that I don't just like Ween. I love them.I can't stop listening to them, my dear diary. All of their songs speak to me in different ways. For example Help Me Scrape The Mu...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:22:00 PST

[Warning: Gratuitous bum shots contained within]

[Dear Diary]I was thinking earlier, whilst browsing Myspace, how many people have pictures on their pages that are rather more revealing than the pictures I have posted below. By the way, these are pi...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:59:00 PST

[The Meow Meows]

My band is playing on Saturday night etc etc.There will be stupidity and quite possibly nakedness.8pm sharp at the Freebutt, Phoenix Place, Brighton, 5 entrance fee. Allows you up all the best back al...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:17:00 PST

[I will destroy all]

>8pt; line-height: 7pt">[dear diary]Yesterday, I set up a myspace account. It was a very good day. First I got up, had a shower, brushed my teeth and pitched a few ideas to my slave re: world dominati...
Posted by Hanama The Destroyer on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST