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Neil

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About Me

Imagine a monkey, cleverly shaved and put in human clothes. Then put some girly hair on it and a pair of Clarks Wallabees and that's me.Don't send me a friend requesty if you're one of them pricks that send out loads of bulletins about commenting pictures and adding your other loser mates with stupid hair and shit face piercings. You lot can fuck off. The rest of you are welcome though... width="425" height="350" ..Hello, my name is Neil Bootsy "The Sternwah" Christ-McQueen Batman Sterna III and I am one half of Tickling Monty (www.myspace.com/weareticklingmonty). Here are some things I like: toast, badgers, RADIOHEAD, comedy things, penguins, fresh orange, the strokes, bouncy balls, simon pegg, monkeys, my big muff, peter cook, painkillers, jack white, llamas, monty python, new order/joy division, kings of leon, sandwiches, the mighty boosh, thom yorke, charlie chaplin, sloths, tarantino, boobs, top trumps, boobs top trumps (I hope to one day find these, if they exist), duffel coats, jam, twigs, paul weller, bacon, whisky, robert johnson, horror films, GUITARS, mods, rockers (just settle your differences lads, both musical genres has its benefits), zombies, zombie films, anything to do with zombies, monsters, people who can draw, people who can't draw, napoleon dynamite etc, etc... And I'm in some bands. Feel free to ask me anything, I know fucking loads of stuff. I need a job as well, so give me a job. A good one. Power to the people and all that..........Get me one of these and I'd do anything for you. I'd even do it gaywise. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM 's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Me and Dan were ganged up on by about a million ducks, geese an swans. They wanted our bread...all of it. And I'm pretty sure one of them was muttering some pretty anti-semitic stuff.Attacked by GEESE!

Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Kings of Leon and The White Stripes make me feel funny in my tummy. One day Meg, one day...I'm not sure I can tell you how excited this makes me, it's the cover art for The White Stripes new album. Look at em, bein all English an that.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me giggle and distract me from the blackness that consumes my delicate, charismatic soul. And Sean Connery. Oh and Juanita Stein from Howling Bells. I love her, and Gwenno from The Pipettes, and about a million other girls in bands I'll never get near. Like Louise Wener and one of the girls from Shampoo, Leslie Feist, Meg White, Shirley Manson, saxophone girl from The Zutons, the girl I followed for a bit the other day...probably best if I stop there..This is Robert Johnson, I like him.

Music:



Music! I like music me, its the only thing thats captured my imagination and made me focus any kind of attention on somethin. Heres some bands i like: RADIOHEAD are my all time favourite, Baby Huey, the doors, THE WHITE STRIPES, the sternwah, the stern and the wahs, gavin cannon, blackstar, strokes, jimi hendrix, JEFF BUCKLEY, THE TWILIGHT SAD, besnard lakes, SUFJAN STEVENS, the pipettes, LIBERTINES, muse, interpol, sigur ros, DNTEL, sex pistols, rex pastels, the inkspots, THE POSTAL SERVICE, concretes, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, elvis, johnny cash, NEIL STERNA, bowie, velvet underground, dying swans, muddy waters, CHUCK BERRY, asobi seksu, ray charles, brmc, JEREMY WARMSLEY, battle, johnny flynn, howling bells, badly drawn boy, ash, the aliens, aberfeldy, MIDLAKE, chemical brothers, Rodrigo y Gabriela, willy mason, SEASICK STEVE, maximo park, mott the hoople, ROBERT JOHNSON, mumm-ra, neil young, PATRICK WOLF, pixies, pop levi, CHERRY GHOST, r.e.m, FINAL FANTASY, secret machines, spoon, cribs, verve, good shoes, voxtrot, serge gainsbourg and charlotte, the bees, EELS, divine comedy, the eggy bastards, led zeppelin, KINGS OF LEON, fat pigeon, elbow, doves, stone roses (ians solo stuff, lots), clap your hands say yeah, SHOUT OUT LOUDS, cold war kids, the hold steady, the small faces, inkspots, sparklehorse, the sonics, 4 people named ian, MY BRIGHTEST DIAMOND, MODEST MOUSE, the jam (i used to go fishing with weller), the who, the clash, flaktonanka, leadbelly, magnet, the coral, BRIGHT EYES, FEIST, SUPER FURRY ANIMALS, JOY DIVISION, yeah yeah yeahs, ooh toast, flaming lips, UNKLE, dj shadow, beach boys, beatles, beck, the kinks, THE SMITHS, the sonics, badly drawn boy, pink floyd, THE SHINS, the stooges (and iggy on his own), wilco, le french oui oui, john martyn, portishead, blur, gorillaz, early oasis, pulp, t-rex, belle & sebastian, datsuns, bit o gram parsons, ramones, any fucker who can play delta blues or like a mariachi. The new Kings Of Leon album is fucking magnificent. They just keep getting better and better. I've just discovered Charlotte Gainsbourg, she's fucking brilliant. And I've just got into her dad (I don't mean I bummed him, just started listenin to his stuff), and I didn't realise how much of a filthy genius he was. He's got a song called "Suck Baby Suck". Self explanatory really. I don't speak French but I'm pretty sure ALL of his songs are about fucking. One or more of the bands listed above are fictional, or may exist somewhere. I wanted to put some bands in that nobody knows to make myself look cooler like some pricks do but its funnier to make em up. Feel free to use them for your own terrible bands... I bet I've put some more than once. There's so many good bands out there if you delve through the shit that gets on the radio or top o the fuckin pops or whatever the kids watch now. Also if you happen to be a member of mcfly or any band that sounds like Arctic Monkeys but isn't Arctic Monkeys and you're reading this, go and fall on something very sharp and very big. A big metal spike. Fall on it. You twats.

Movies:

When Saturday Comes, BLIND FURY, American Werewolf In London, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (best film ever. apart from when saturday comes though, obviously) One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Porn, the big lebowski, quadrophenia (like lord o the rings only with mods an rockers), 24 hour party people, the man who would be king (connery and caine classic), the life aquatic with steve zissou, thx 1138, metropolis, true romance, bubba ho-tep, dune, hellboy, the science of sleep, casshern, iron monkey, lord of the rings, princess mononoke, all tarantino, dog soldiers, house of flying daggers, hero, donnie darko, spirited away, bubble boy, lost in translation, most if not all comic adaptations but in particular spider-man 1 & 2, harry potters, 28 days later, planet of the apes, the fog, back to the futures, blazing saddles, young frankenstein, all old universal monster stuff, charlie chaplin films, metropolis (the anime), the elephant man, owt wi zombies, sin city, city of god, all alien films, batman, withnail & i, the boy who would be king ( based on the life of Neil Sterna)... I really like films. I've just watched Tod Brownings Freaks, liked it lots. My favourite bit was a guy with no arms or legs lighting his cigarette. And also the bird woman dancin on a table. Probably not meant to be funny but fuck it I laughed.

Television:

Life on Mars, 24, Neighbours, Futurama, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Mighty Boosh, Brasseye, The Day Today, Samurai Jack, Louis Theroux things, Black Books, Life of Mammals (anything Attenborough does), Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Bang Bang, Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Jools when he got someone good on, Nighty Night, Big Train, anything with Neil Sterna in it, Nathan Barley, League Of Gentlemen, The Avengers, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Spaced, Documetaries about ancient civilizations, Egypt, China an ting. I know a few aren't on telly anymore but I don't care...Sausages!

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Books:

I've just read a book called "The Boy Who Would Be King". It's about a boy called Neil Sterna who wasn't appreciated in his own time but if he was, he would have been King of Earth.

Heroes:

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My Blog

How all films should end.

Right, I've thought about this long and hard and I think every single film that doesn't have one of the following endings should be re-written and re-filmed so it does. And maybe re-cast. But that's n...
Posted by Neil on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:14:00 PST

This week has been rather slow...

...so I have taken to sitting in trees. Big trees. I have been attempting to fit waistcoats on pigeons. I just think it suits them. Little waistcoats. Maybe even with a pocket watch? The watches would...
Posted by Neil on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:18:00 PST

2 very special groups...

...and here they are.I may or may not have a cult. This link below may or may not be a link to it. Try it. Join it? It's lovely!http://groups.myspace.com/sternwahologyThe link below is also lovely. It...
Posted by Neil on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

I was once called Mange Bange...

Today I decided to find out if I'm fire-proof. Turns out I'm not. Gutted.
Posted by Neil on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

Whores and the giant sausage

Whores! The lot of you! I see you hiding under that table! Get away! Ooohhhhhh I'll sing you a song about Jesus, and how he sat and watched. All of the little kittens, and then he smashed them up with...
Posted by Neil on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

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I've got a really itchy chin. It's all itchy. I don't know why. It's really, really itchy. Bye bye.
Posted by Neil on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

Tickling Monty

Hello everybody! Myself and Daniel of the Lewis have a website now. You may or may not know that we do some writing and stuff under the pseudonym (if I spelt that right it was luck) of Tickling Monty....
Posted by Neil on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

Music Zone

Music Zone is no more. They have closed us. If I ever find the cunts who shut us down, I'll hurt them. Lots. All of the magical Music Zone elves are now jobless.If anyone needs a monkey to follow them...
Posted by Neil on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

JIM MORRISON

How fucking good was Jim eh? Well good. That's how fucking good he was. And he was good at fighting.That is all.
Posted by Neil on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Word of the Week

This weeks word of the week is antique. Now kiss me.
Posted by Neil on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST