When I was smaller, I dreamt of having a farm populated with a variety of farm animals. One day my dream came true, and I had all the animals I could cope with. In fact I had too many and, slowly but surely, they started to starve and turn to farmyard cannibalism in order to survive. Eventually I was left with a single sheep with a wicked fancy for human flesh. It was me or him, so I beat him to death with the sharp end of my shoe. Now I shy away from interests, as they only lead to trouble.This is good, pay attention to this: Cockface
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A chip monster. Rik Waller doesn't count, as he's not made of chips.A kitten that never grows and just sits on my shoulder looking cute and keeping my shoulder warm.Twinkle Banana.Dhoumitaris Flankibaris.Some form of cake that can tell stories.I do not think I will get to meet any of these people or things.
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I can think of nothing amusing to put in this section.
Anything with 'Labyrinth' as part of its title. Zombie horror. Care Bears the Movie. Bugsy Malone.Secret Cupboard Boy
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One day my television showed me rude pictures. Since then I haven't watched it.
I am a great fan of books, particularly funny ones. I'm in the middle of writing one too, so hopefully one day I will be able to like my own book. I will make sure the cover is dead pretty.
Captain America, for he held his mighty shield. This man, because I really want his hair. The Boy Who Would Be King.