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That Blade Runner Magic

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About Me

I'm a Taurus, which means I'm either calm and peaceful or on the rampage, charging down matadors. What does this mean for you? I guess just don't throw spears at me or wave red in my face. While this doesn't really sum me up, I suppose it is usefull information to those getting to know me. I'm a writer, although you wouldn't be able to tell it from what I wrote before this sentence. I get along well with Cancers, Libras, and Scorpios. I don't know why I've decided to talk so much about the Zodiac, possibly because I just saw the movie 'Zodiac,' which really has nothing to do with the Zodiac. As you can tell by my extensive movie and television section, I am a bit of a cinephile, not to be confused with any other "phile" you can think of... it means I have an over-abundance of useless knowledge about film, film history, and to some degree television history. A few of my favorite directors include, in no order, Woody Allen, John Waters, Stanley Kubrick, Todd Solondz, Alfred Hitchcock, and Guillermo del Toro. Currently, I am writing a sitcom pilot, which is slated to be pitched to NBC, among other networks, starting in early November. As you can see, an online survey has determined that my Supervillain is Doctor Doom and although I have always more closely identified with the campy Batman villains the Mad Hatter or the Riddler, who am I to argue with whichsupervillainareyou.com? You don't even want to know which super hero I was....
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My Interests

Any sentence ending with "...That Crazy Bitch!" All Alphabet games. Crying in a fetal position. Laughing in a fetal position. ...As a matter of fact, anything in a fetal position. Deadpan weather forecasts. Secrets taped onto postcards. Bill Cosby Jello commercials.

I'd like to meet:

The Amazing Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, The current leader of the Black Panter Party, The Blue Man Group, Justin Timberlake, Don Knotts, Mickey Rourke and Allanis Morisette at the same time in th
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Master Fly Big Spenda What's Your Pimp Name? e same room!

Music:

Aimee Mann, Rufus Wainwright, Jon Brion, THe FLaming Lips, Sondre Lerche, Iron and Wine, The Turin Brakes, Beck, P.J. Harvey, Depeche Mode, Johnny CAsh, Metric, Elvis Costello, Danny Elfman, Stone Temple Pilots, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bright Eyes, The Velvet Underground, The Libertines, THe Strokes, The Ravonettes, Tori Amos, The Flamingos, Burt Bacharak, Juliette Lewis and the Licks, The Kinks, Belle and Sebastion, Zero 7, Alpha, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Franz Ferdinan, Bob Dillan, The Smiths, Cibo Matto, Elliott Smith, Ben Folds, George Gershwin, John Williams, Daft Punk, The Red Swills...

Movies:

Requiem For a Dream, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, A Dirty Shame, Closer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Logan's Run, Flirting With Disaster, Any James Bond Film (with the exception of "You Only Live Twice" and "A View to a Kill"), Romero's Dawn of the Dead, Being John Malkovich, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, ExisTenz, Pulp Fiction, The Kill Bills, Jackie Brown, Seed of Chucky, Hellboy, Schindler's List, Dont Be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Videodrome, Spider, Creepshow, Zoolander, Ed Wood, The Shining, This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Boogie Nights, Ed Wood, Waiting for Guffman, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, MST3K, Melinda and Melinda, Manhatten, Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Annie Hall, Deconstructing Harry, Bullets Over Broadway, Land of the Dead, Charade, The American Friend, Night Tides, Play Dirty, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns

Television:

Arrested Developement, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Primetime Glick, CSI, ALIAS, Crank Yankers, The X-FIles, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2020, The Avengers, Fat Actress, Entourage, The Comeback, Kathy Griffin's Life on the D-list

Books:

Lolita, Reflections in a Golden Eye, The Balade of the Sad Cafe, Trout Fishing in America, Ian Fleming's original Bond Novels, Naked, Me Talk Pretty, Dress Your Family in Denim and Corduroy, Shock Treatment, Mother Night, Slaughterhouse 5, Crackpot

Heroes:

John Waters, Quentin Tarantino, George Romero, Aimee Mann, Rufus Wainwright, Charlie Kaufman...

My Blog

Avante-garde Art History Changed forever!

Read this Article by the East Hampton Star http://www.easthamptonstar.com/20050512/news1.htm and wonder what your life would be like if you could only be so lucky as the extremely lucky Alex Matter,...
Posted by That Blade Runner Magic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST