Computers, Cars, Music (of course), Law (Both Breaking of and the Practice of, ha), Roadtrips just for the hell of it, and the freedom of the interstate...
Nickelback. Lynyrd Skynyrd. AC/DC. Led Zeppelin. Incubus. Incubus. Oh yeah, Incubus. Matchbox 20. Nirvana. The Doors. Fuel. Aerosmith. Three Days Grace. Doobie Brothers. Bob Marley. Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Eagles. Godsmack. Linkin Park. Rob Zombie. Metallica. Deftones. Crossfade. Breaking Benjamin. Audioslave. Rage Against the Machine. The Rolling Stones. Should I keep going?
The James Bond series. Requiem for a Dream. Thank You for Smoking. Wedding Crashers. Blow. Boondock Saints. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Shawshank Redemption. The Family Guy Movie.
Family Guy. The Simpsons. Futurama. South Park. Nip/Tuck. House. Prison Break. The War at Home. Jeopardy (yeah laugh). Bullshit on CourtTV. Cops. Seinfeld. Weeds.
Ever said this?
"I, _____, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
Then you're a hero. Not just to any one person, but the entire country.