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Rob

Who needs a job when I gots Southern Comfort?

About Me

yo. My name's Rob, and I'm 20 years old. So who uses MySpace anymore? Facebook is where it's at.I go to PSU Altoona for Human Development and Family Studies for pre-law. I'm goin to State College next fall. After that, Drexel? Villanova? UPenn?AOL Instant Messenger: Dekrypt3d MSN Messenger (Rarely): [email protected] Y! Messenger (Even MORE Rarely): Dekrypt3d

My Interests

Computers, Cars, Music (of course), Law (Both Breaking of and the Practice of, ha), Roadtrips just for the hell of it, and the freedom of the interstate...

Music:

Nickelback. Lynyrd Skynyrd. AC/DC. Led Zeppelin. Incubus. Incubus. Oh yeah, Incubus. Matchbox 20. Nirvana. The Doors. Fuel. Aerosmith. Three Days Grace. Doobie Brothers. Bob Marley. Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Eagles. Godsmack. Linkin Park. Rob Zombie. Metallica. Deftones. Crossfade. Breaking Benjamin. Audioslave. Rage Against the Machine. The Rolling Stones. Should I keep going?

Movies:

The James Bond series. Requiem for a Dream. Thank You for Smoking. Wedding Crashers. Blow. Boondock Saints. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Shawshank Redemption. The Family Guy Movie.

Television:

Family Guy. The Simpsons. Futurama. South Park. Nip/Tuck. House. Prison Break. The War at Home. Jeopardy (yeah laugh). Bullshit on CourtTV. Cops. Seinfeld. Weeds.

Heroes:

Ever said this?

"I, _____, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."

Then you're a hero. Not just to any one person, but the entire country.

My Blog

Ah, Security Guards....

I'm bored, and I have a scanner. First, here's a letter my neighbors got posted on their door. They got a keg confiscated by the security guards. They come up, take it, and within a week, you can fi...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:15:00 PST

*phew* made it.

$1450.00 refund from PSU. So, everything's paid for PLUS $1450 for books and rent.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:01:00 PST

I quit...

smoking. Last Monday. I'm using the patch. So far no cigarettes, except while drunk... and trust me, I'm not letting THAT happen again. It makes you sick as fuck. This damn patch gives me so much nic...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I WON!!

"Case Law dictates that drivers moving even 5 miles per hour over the limit waive their right of way. Not Guilty" I WON!! Now I get a new car. I should find out today how much of a settlement I get. ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

College Orientation...

I had to go to Penn State Altoona today for orientation and class registration. Here's my schedule for this fall: ENGL 030S (Honors English Composition, that's right, Honors.) Tues/Thurs 1:15P-2:30P P...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Perhaps we need to do a little tango...

So Mr. Mazzah, that fuck from State Farm called me back. He denied the claim. Guess what, buddy. Your company just fucked with the wrong kid. My folder is already so full of evidence that your lawyer...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hit and run and make me rich!

So the bastards at State Farm still haven't payed up, so I fired off this fax today: Mr Mazzah, You now have photos for the claim. So far, the following charges have come up in addition to the repa...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Workin hard or hardly workin?

A bit of both, actually. So I work at quite a few different places, travelling between them to clean, mostly trucking terminals and a few small offices. Usually 10 hour days. BUT, I only get paid for...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Almost exactly one year ago...

I was driving a '94 T-bird and some old lady t-boned me. Today, I was driving a '94 T-bird, and some old man tried to pass on the double yellow because he was speeding, didn't make it, and smashed ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morals...

So, I robbed a fucking bank. Not with a gun, not with a knife. Not with a weapon of any kind. Not even with a threatening note. I used a check. A couple of them. And when I was caught, the bank...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST