LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton

About Me

I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind. I enjoy long walks in the moonlight, and destroying verminous bacteria with my spray-can of doom. I also like puppies. On tuesday evenings I retire to the corner of a secluded cafe', where I sip Absinthe & write poetry about snakes & wizards. I have an extensive collection of yak bladders. When I am not plotting world domination from my secret underground lair, I volunteer my time at the local orphanage. Some people say that I am a pleasant fellow, until I fall into an Absinthe induced rage and chop people to tiny bits. I also collect cabbage patch kids, and treat them in a protective, affectionate manner.

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My Interests

Cleanliness, discipline, world domination and puppies.

I'd like to meet:

Joseph of Arimathea, Gary Coleman and Caligula

Music:

Gregorian Chant, Ukrainian Choir music and Ska

Movies:

Ishtar and Mary Poppins.

Television:

I do not watch television, it is covered in germs.

Books:

I am currently reading a manual entitled "How to Become Supreme Dark Overlord of all Mankind...In Three Easy Steps"

My Blog

THE INFERNAL GECKO MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

THE EVIL GEICO GECKO HAS PLAGUED US WITH HIS FOOLISH ANTICS FOR FAR TOO LONG!!! That is why I call upon my loyal friends, the Budweiser Frogs, to assault his stronghold AT ONCE!!! Onward my faithful, ...
Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Importance of disinfecting the universe. An invitation to all like minded evil geniuses.

The universe is full of germs. They wander around infecting people with their filth and depravity. Some of them work at McDonalds. I vow to destroy ALL germs and, in doing so, conquer the world. Will ...
Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Proclamation from his Evil Excellency, LORD BAMBI.

Greetings!Today, I, the Great LORD BAMBI do hereby publish and decree the following proclamation:Whereas: The town of boonton is without proper authority, and In need of a fitting prince to gover...
Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Musings

Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fear for the safety of the gypsy moths...a plea for awareness

If the present trend of homosexuality and heroin use in the gypsy moth community continues, we can expect a 50% decrease in the population of gypsy moths by 2010. Sound terrible? It should. Gypsy ...
Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bambi's Lysol Manifesto

I am the Lysol God! I will use my Lysol and vaccum cleaner of doom to disinfect and sanitize my lair. I, "Bambi the Clean" set forth the following manifesto in the prescence of all powerful Gary Colem...
Posted by LORD BAMBI emperor of Boonton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST