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Joan Crawford

It figures that you'd know where to find the boys and the booze.

About Me

I'm just your average diva. I love massages, face masks, brownies, fine wine, sexy underwear, diamonds (they are my best friend, afterall), adoring fans, cold hard cash and bacon. I enjoy getting my hair did weekly. I lovvvvvve, absolutely love, cigarettes, but only when smoked in those fancy cigarette holders. I hate wire hangers, as a matter of fact, they just aren't allow in my house; if I find one, I go crazy. I love a clean house, because everyone knows that cleaniness is next to godliness. So say hi, I'd love to hear from you.ABBA vs. Joan Crawford

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My Interests

Jogging, eating, showering five times daily, reading, porn, jalapenos, cheese, milk, sausage, drawing, coloring, writing, dancing, drinking, jumping.

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Beven (he's sexy as hell), Joan Rivers (what are you wearing? what are you wearing?), Oprah, Dave Chapelle, Connie Chung, Maury Povich, Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Lil' Kim, P. Diddy, James Earl Jones, the Sultan of Brunei, Trisha Yearwood, Joe Rogan (from Fear Factor, and now fear is not a factor for me my little darlings).

Music:



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Movies:

Whatever happened to Baby Jane, Mommie Dearest, Mildred Pierce, Bad Boys, Friday, Debbie does Dallas, Chocolate, Titanic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Jaws, The Players Club, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Gigli, Show Girls.

Television:

Cheers, Real World/Road Roads Challenge, Maury Povich, Oprah, American Idol -- must I continue.

Books:

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