Johnage

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, I'm really not that fussy and will talk and get on with anyone! I especially like ants, nuns, tramps, policewomen, vicars daughters, men called Susan and women who like trumpets and bookmarks!

It would be cool to meet Dave Grohl, the nicest and most talented man in rock

Chris Cornell from Soundgarden/Audioslave.

Ricky Gervais - The funniest man alive today!

Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding, The Mighty Boosh is a work of genius!
"Put away those fiery biscuits!"

Oh and Tenacious D. Check this awsome vid dudes...

When I eventually finish building my Time Machine I will be travelling forward in time to the 31st Century to visit my childhood hero Ulysses 31.
Ulysses

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Proof that boozing is sexy!
BOOZERS GALLERY OF SEXINESS

Here is what you have been waiting for! Proof that drinking beer and other alcoholic drinks actually makes you look sexy. Here is a selection of my special boozy mates.

You too can be glorified here with a beverage! Just have a drinking pose picture available and see my blog here for details.

We can tell by Becca's face here that she finished the 24 bottles of WKD a long time ago but is keeping up the pretence with her friends by topping up the bottles with automotive screen wash... yummy!
Here's my friend Munty relaxing in a London pub with a good old pint of Guinness. They say an ant can lift 20 times it's own body weight but a little monkey that can drink twice his height of the black stuff has got to be worth a place in the Boozers Gallery.
Rachel here is consuming a cold bottle of San Miguel at her birthday party back in June.
As you can see, she is a bit of a swinger! She loves a hard long bottle of beer but she also loves the taste of a tight soft Bacardi and coke.
Cast thee gaze upon thy Jo, what a sultry sexy pose we have! She even has the left hand in the pocket thing going on too.
As we can see Jo is in high spirits, well actually, no spirits, all her whiskey is gone! When interviewed at her local police station she said "I was definitely taken by surprise, maybe I'm slightly sullen at having drunk all my whiskey? Anyway it was taken at Borderline is that what it was called? I was so drunk I don't remember!"
Here is Brother James of the Trinity Brethren drinking his tipple of Budweiser. He has checked with God and it is ok to drink it as long as her does religiously and boy does Jim drink religiously!

Here Zoe has gone for the double ended dildo or sexy drinking. On a night in The Trocadero, she decided to opt for the Vodka and coke with the lager chaser. Zoe was always a greedy girl and can often be seen with one in each hand trying to get both of them into her mouth at the same time. Go Zoe!
Byron, known to his closest associates as The Byro, seen here in The Grange in Dudley (pronounced Duglayyy).
He stands looking so cool and sexy by the pool table, lining up his next few shots, a double JD, a double vodka, a tequela and an Apple Sour.
As you can see there's no smoking over the pool table but dripping beer is allowed...after all, dripping is sexy!
Here is the lovely Nikki in The Gallows drinking a cheeky bottle of Carlsberg, stealthily hidden beneath her pom-pom. It was Halloween fancy dress and the evil cheerleader got frighteningly drunk.

Music:

Alabama Thunderpussy
Alice In Chains
Anthrax
Alter Bridge
A Perfect Circle
Audioslave
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Breed 77
Chris Cornell
Clutch
Corrosion of Conformity
Deep Purple
Disturbed
Down
Echobrain
Electric Six
Foo Fighters
Iron Maiden
Jerry Cantrell
Korn
Mark Lanegan
Megadeth
Metallica
Mother Love Bone
Ozzy Osbourne
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Queens of the Stone Age
Queensrÿche
Screaming Trees
Slayer
Slipknot
Soil
Soundgarden
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
System Of A Down
Temple Of The Dog
The Almighty
The Cult
The Darkness
The Glitterati
Tool
Velvet Revolver
Wolfmother.

Chris Cornell is a god and has the best voice I have ever heard.

Movies:

Anything apart from chick flicks!

Television:

Lost!!! (I am getting a bit obsessed!), Alias, CSI, X-Files, The 4400, Spooks, The Bill (ha ha)

The Mighty Boosh, The League Of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Spaced, Trigger Happy TV, Father Ted, Alan Partridge (HA HAAAA!), Red Dwarf, Bo Selecta...Anything funny really.

Books:

I don't really read books, usually just eat them as it helps me digest the story quicker. I am currently reading "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Tangerine Jelly" and just finished "The Dog Who Ate a Biscuit Tin and Farted Out Jazz Sounds".
Other books I like are
Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown,
Angels & Demons - Dan Brown,
Deception Point - Dan Brown,
Digital Fortress - Dan Brown,
Alternative History like Robert Bauval, Graham Hancock etc

Heroes:

Chris Cornell,
Ricky Gervais,
Dave Grohl,
Sister Mary Celeste of the Unimaculate Conception,
Nobbo Bobbo the tramp from outside Snow Hill Station

Monday evenings are just so random!
Random Monday
Hall of Fame

Here are the attendees to the past occurring Random Monday outings, in order of appearance. Where random public houses were visited, random people attended, including, one time, some random members of Guns n Roses, random drinks were consumed and random modes of transport were used for the journey home. I will next time favour Rachel's roller-skates as the brown field mouse that I was saddled upon, did not deal easily with the motorway traffic on the A36(M).

Bands I know

So here is the section where I plug the bands that I know, I love or I have just urinated next to in various drinking establishments. Click on their picture and check them out because they are all excellent and they all deserve a listen.

Club / Rock / Pop