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B-ret (D-NV)

My other car is the Millenium Falcon

About Me

Born in Bozeman, MT. Moved here when I was 3. Found that there is no place better in the world than Reno mother fucking Nevada. Mountains, lakes, desert, bars, cheap women. That adds up to a party. I play water polo and I swim so that means Speedos. Yup. Hang with the baddest Team Socrates. Ski, snowboard, wakeboard, camp: outdoor type. I'm a lifeguard for the city and it is the cake.The Crew's week: DODGEBALL! Sundays Messed-up Mondays Drunk Tuesdays Wet Wednesdays Thirsty Thursdays Fucked Up Fridays Saturdays

My Interests

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bret,BJ,B-Unit,B-ret
Birthday: January 11, 1987
Birthplace: Bozeman MT
Current Location: Reno NV
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Viking
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Triceps
Your Fears: Wings falling off a plane
Your Perfect Pizza: Olives,Mushrooms,Pepperoni and Keystone Blues
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 4.0
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: w/
Thoughts First Waking Up: What am I gonna drink tonight?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Highschool Waterpolo
Pepsi or Coke: Rum and Cokes!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino and Baileys!
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Shit yeah
Do you Sing: Freestyle
Do you Shower Daily: Twice :-)
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: In it
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: Yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: 8.5
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Just rain
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sorta...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: ?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of 14 year olds
Ever been Drunk: Is this a serious question
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Sorta
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Hippie/Punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,2,3,4,5...
Number of CDs I own: Well over 200
Number of Piercings: None...yet
Number of Tattoos: None...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,2,3...

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Super Duper!

Movies:

Life Aquatic, Trainspotting, Garden State, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Team America, Fight Club, Pi, 28 Days Later, Requiem For A Dream, Fargo, Batman Begins, Sin City, Animal House, Waiting..., Nicolas Cage

Television:

Dexter. Nip/Tuck. South Park. The Office. Flight of the Conchords.

Heroes:

Simon Birch, He-Man, Doyle Brunson, family

My Blog

Struck Out...

So it's Friday night.  Me and some of my friends are trying to figure out what to do. They are sipping on some 40's, Magnum's of course because we are poor, and finally we dec...
Posted by B-ret (D-NV) on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:12:00 PST