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Trevor

Play your cards right and I just might let you meet Captain Hebrew! Who am I kidding? Just ask.

About Me

Well, I am single and disease free. I know, it's a rare combination in todays world. Ladies, keep that in mind.You will always find me with the most of the group: Greg, Kyle, Brad, Bret, Blake, Beth, Chantel, Coach Wes, the occasional Teya, and Ed when he is in town.
Just Released:
Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P. M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay .. Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Your Political Profile


Overall: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
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My Interests

I basically just like to have a good time doing whatever. I love sports and anything i can do at the lake.

I'd like to meet:

People, maybe a girl, you know, take her to dinner have some chicken, maybe some sex. Whammy! Oh yeah, Hef, that lucky Bastard, Barry Bonds, Ozzie Smith, Omar Visquel, George W., Jessica Simpson, Albert Pujols, Pamela Anderson, Lindsey Lohan, Michael Jordan, Shaq, Dwane Wade.

Music:

Atrey, Bullet for My Vallentine, Senses Fail, Avenged, Thrice, and Rise Against just to name a few.

Movies:

Well i really enjoy the ones that are constantly playing on greg's computer. The Blake video, Boondock Saints, Greenstreet Hooligans, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Saving Private Ryan, anything that wil make me laugh or can keep me entertained.

Television:

That 70's show, Mind of Mencia, Saturday Night Live, all of the soap operas, the home shopping network, Baseball tonight, sportscenter, Home and Garden Television, Wildboyz, Viva la Bam

Books:

"The Transitive Property of Sex," and the sequals "Celebrities I Have Indirectly Fucked," "Yo Adrienne" and of coarse "Inadvertant Ways I Have Fucked Blake" all of them by Greg Bailor. I also enjoy "Kellys That I Have Fallen In Love With," by Brad Overhouse, "Why My Dick Is Going To Fall Off" by Blake Candreava, "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" and "Take Your Shoes Off, 101 Ways I Have Been Fucked With While Intoxicated" by Kyle Klaich, "Depends" by Edward Ferensick. Can't forget about the classics though, "How I Lost My Balls" and "Give Me My Balls Back, Swamp-ass" By Bret Jorgenson. My favorite book of all time is "What Not to Do In Foreign Countries" by The Socrates House

Heroes:

Papa Chuck will always be my biggest hero. I love you more than anything, RIP big guy.

My Blog

life

How can one person change ur life so much? for those of u that don't know what is going on, my grandfather passed away a couple days ago and i have been a little screwed up. It seems that something ju...
Posted by Trevor on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST

Mexico

ok, so i just got back into reno last night around midnight. The minute i got off that plane i realized that i am going to move to mexico. It is fuckin cold here and i don't think i like it. I have al...
Posted by Trevor on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:13:00 PST

fuck snakes

so today i came home from lax practice, and meeting me in the garage was a snake. I believe it was a baby rattlesnake. As u may know, i have a phobia of snakes. i am sitll shaking from it.
Posted by Trevor on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST