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Corky

I am here for Friends

About Me

FartInYourMouth "got to find a reason, reason things went wrong; got to find a reason why my money's all gone..."

My Interests

Raping and pillaging while enforcing judgemental christian philosophies on already established communities. including small children!!

I'd like to meet:

Why You Of CourSE!

Music:

manson, dashboard, mariah, mindless self indulgence, poison the well, union underground, sublime, death cab for cutie, linkin park, led zeppelin, kittie, deftones, eminem, garbage, godsmack, hole, dj shadow, until the end, dj shadow, korn, lil jon, nelly furtado, NIN, fiona apple, nirvana, ours, kmfdm, orgy, outkast, the doors, juliana theory, thrice, terror, system of a down, trina, velvet acid christ, weird al, 18 visions, apc, bjork, chimaira, ate away!, hanson, sublime, styx, cream, pantera, tool, squarepusher, beastie boys, static-x, g-unit, trick daddy, slipkot, the sneaker pimps, white zombie, ying yang twins, daddy yankee, pittbull, postal service, luke, donovan, bob marley, all american rejects, hendrix, lynard skynard, fall out boy, the slackers, regina spektor, your mom

Movies:

billy madison, freeway 2, rocky horror picture show, little nicky, the lion king, pulp fiction, the virgin suicides, clue, friday, requiem for a dream, a night at the roxbury, mr. wong, matilda, ace ventura(both), blow, half-baked, super troopers, from hell, scarface, the princess bride, kung pow:enter the fist, Spongebob Squarepants, legend, little miss sunshine, city of god, the sound of music

Television:

cartoooons

Books:

anything by david sedaris - naked, me talk pretty one day, anything by poe, the bell jar, the valley of the dolls, go ask alice, a million little pieces, macbeth, 1984, celestine prophecies; that one about the farting dog...that one was good.

Heroes:

Ike and Tina Turner

My Blog

and scene...-

We Are Strong-no one to tell us we're wrong.Searching Our Hearts For So Long-both of us knowing...You're begging me to go; you're making me stay.Why do you hurt me so bad?It would help me to know;do I...
Posted by Corky on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

Eye Am the WalRus

i feel orange today. i drink entirely too much coffee. but its so delicious that i cant stop. it makes me awake. it makes me alert. it makes me accomplish what could not have been accomplished from p...
Posted by Corky on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Robby or Obby was his name...

i am awake. i realized i like to sleep during the day because my dreams come through much clearer. i definitely have more vivid dreams and slight premonitions. actually, not so much premonitions as t...
Posted by Corky on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:52:00 PST

i wont cry, no, and i wont wail, no...

i am seriously so sick because of this. i do this bullshit all the time. i hurt the people closest to me for selfish reasons. you're right, Gus, i'll never fucking change. should've known. i warned hi...
Posted by Corky on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST

itchy ear

im stupid.   i want to leave all my belongings (or sell them) put some of my more important things in storage, sell my car, pack a bag and get the fuck out of here. buy a bus ticket and leave. b...
Posted by Corky on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

hurricane season approaches!

is it any reason why every guy i attempt to actually be with turns out to be poop?? i wish all men could be like frank sinatra. he appreciates a woman - even if he has 8 of them. it's becoming increa...
Posted by Corky on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

frank sinatra makes me feel like a woman

Everyone seems to be getting up to do stuff. I like watching everyone do stuff. My neighborhood is boring. I wish I lived on the 52nd floor of a New York skyscraper. Jeremy Fisher is a fucking cool as...
Posted by Corky on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

no need to cry over spilt milk...

i met amazing people with amazing talents this past evening. i have yet to sleep. these people had quips and quotes to bestow upon me and i took them generously. their quips and quotes taught me a ...
Posted by Corky on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

shniznog

 won thgir pu dekcuf os ma i. my cat keeps licking himself. i dont want to go to work... i have the internet again!! im moving december 1st. i picked my classes for bcc. the broward county fair ...
Posted by Corky on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

its frowned upon in most countries...

i keep having these weird ass dreams that my step dad is a cannibal. and in every dream he's eating an entire body. in the one from this morning he's merrily eating a young man and exclaiming things l...
Posted by Corky on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST