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somnambule

Do it and you'll belong.

About Me

Fuck hop!

Send this ridiculous message, poem, true story, or whatever the fuck to twenty people in the next six minutes and your crush will let you fondle their naughty bits this Friday.

If you don't, then your puppy will die, your parents will divorce (because of you; way to go asshat!), you'll lose your job, you'll flunk out of school, Tom will delete your Myspace, you'll never find true love, and you'll get the clap from a toilet seat. Hell, throw in a car accident and a horrible death of a sibling for good measure (also your fault).

Enjoy.

DON'T YOU FUCK THIS UP!

Artwork of mine == DeviantART
LiveJournal

My Interests

Clowning around

I'd like to meet:



Ticklish folk

Music:

WYLD STALLYNS!

KMFDM, Orgy, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Coal Chamber, Agent Provocateur, Mindless Self Indulgence, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Lamb of God, Korn, In Flames, Skinny Puppy, GWAR, Rammstein, Pitchshifter, Kidney Thieves, Collide, Mudvayne, Mnemic, Led Zeppelin, The Cranberries, The Crüxshadows, Circle of Dust, Massive Attack, Neuroticfish, Otep, White Zombie, Zeraphine, Combichrist, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kunt, Jack Off Jill, Gravity Kills, Gorillaz, Fuel, Foo Fighters, Jay Z, Weezer, Eminem, Einstürzende Neubauten, The Doors, Depeche Mode, 30 Seconds to Mars, Deftones, Chem Lab, Christina Stürmer, Flyleaf, Trivum, Killswitch Engage, Strapping Young Lad, Your Enemies Friends, Striking Distance, Symphony X, Frank Klepacki, Asrai, Assemblage 23, Akira Yamaoka, Melt Banana

Movies:

Beetle Juice, The Fifth Element, Boondock Saints, 28 Weeks Later, Sin City, Nowhere, Edward Scissorhands

Television:

Cartoons - underwater documentaries

Books:

All sorts

Heroes:

Save yourself.
Be patient, don't lose focus. Adapt, don't be stubborn. Stand up, rise above all obstacles. Stay on your path, do not give in to doubt. Stay focused. Power through. Drive on.
Live.
Love.
Never give up.


You can never smile enough.

My Blog

IV

1. Raised in: Miami2. Planned baby: It depends on which parent you're asking.3. Birth date: January 27th, 1985. 5:15 PM4. Any siblings: I've quite a collection going on.5. Are you the oldest or younge...
Posted by somnambule on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

III

1. To whom did you last give the finger?Please clarify.2. If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy?Food. I like food.3. What was the last drink you spilled on yourself?I'm pretty good at evading fa...
Posted by somnambule on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:49:00 PST

II

Since you woke up today-----------------------------------1. Talk to a boy/girl you like?Yeah. I also spoke with a few people that I don't like, and some I don't particularly care for.2. Learn anythin...
Posted by somnambule on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST

I

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?"Fuck"2. Do You Own An Ipod?Nope. I'm too paranoid to interfere with my hearing when I'm outside.3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The...
Posted by somnambule on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST