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FuNnY BoNeS

Me and Dr. Tickles can't wait to meet you! Step in to my Fun House! Whats that? Your missing an arm

About Me

Why hello there...BOYS AND GIRLS!!! My name is FuNnY BoNeS!! I just so happen to be the new Clown in town....Welcome to my Fun House! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Enter the strange, frightening, terrifying, and BizZaRE! In this rare exibit, Evil clowns post comments as they please..... Poping out of pictures, mirrors, spinning tunnels, and boy do they love kids! You see...Your just in time to meet your doom! Me and my bestest friend Dr.Tickles will tear you to peaces!!! This is a place where TwIsTEd illusions control your mind, and I, FuNnY BoNeS is not one of those illutions but a Psycopathic demented Carnival Freak that will take your soul on a Carney ride to a dark circus and a evil carnival where Clowns and Freaks of nature roam every corner and every ally. But you see, I am reallity! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! HONK HONK!!!Here is a preview for Redemption of the Undead. A new movie that I'm featured in as a Zombie Clown that rips a guys hand off in one of the first scenes. I also apear as a human zombie for a bunch of scenes but I can't reveal my human form to anyone! Make sure to see it when it comes out! See if you can spot me! (I'm only in the trailer as a human zombie though)Redemption of the Undead trailer 2

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My Interests

Guns, Knifes, Ice Cream, Cotten candy, Popcorn, KettleKorn, balloons, and chain saws. Pretty much any weapon or Carnival food I can munch on!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Clown music of course! ClownSack, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Type O Negative, Malice Mizer, Rammstein, Zug Izland, Coal Chamber, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, KISS, GunsNRoses, KoRn, Lordi, Butthole Surfers, and music from Midnight Circus and other Fun house CD's. I listen to the music when I kill.......

Movies:

Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Seed of Chucky, Childs Play, Childs Play 2, Childs Play 3, Bride of Chucky, IT, KillJoy, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Night of the living Dead (remake and original), Dawn of the Dead (original) The Mummy, House of 1000 Corpses, FunLand, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, GrindHouse, Rob Zombies Halloween, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocolypse, Resident Evil Extinction, The Nightmare On Elmstreet Series, Camp blood 2, ClownHouse, Hellraiser, Freddy VS Jason, Creepshow, and 28 weeks later, Dead Silence.

Television:

FUNNY BONES & DR. TICKLES in Bonkers for Breakfast

Add to My Profile | More VideosFUNNY BONES & DR. TICKLES in Wilderness Wackos

Add to My Profile | More VideosI just watch a spining tunnel when I watch TV. Once in a while I'll watch something else. Usually if it has Clowns or violence in it.

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Name: FuNnY BoNeS
Birthdate: Oct 24
Birthplace: San Jose
Current Location: My Fun House
Eye Color: Brown/red.
Hair Color: Brown/Green
Height: Tall enough to make you piss yourself!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Weight: Well I'm not fat like you are!
Piercings: Yes! I do pierce myselp but not so I can look good. I Like the pain!!!
Tatoos: A smiley face with an X though it.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not at the moment. Most Clown chicks are hard to get!
Overused Phraze: "Don't you like Clowns!?"
FAVORITES
Food: Kettle Corn
Candy: All candy! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!!!
Number: 4
Color: All colors!!!
Animal: Elephant
Drink: Scotch
Alcohol Drink: Vodca and Scotch
Bagel: Chum Bagel
Letter: C
Body Part on Opposite sex: Should I say?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: BOTH!!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I like Taco Bell far more but since Ronald works at McD's, I guess I would go there.
Strawberry or Watermelon: I only like the flavor in CANDY!!!!
Hot tea or Ice tea: Do I look chinese!?
Chocolate or Vanilla VaNiLlA
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEEE
Kiss or Hug: Kill
Dog or Cat: Dog of course! hell I hate cats!! Always thinkin of thier selves.
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer, when the Circus is in town!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH!!!
Love or Money: Hmmm..... MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes Ido like love too, money love that is.....
YOUR...
Bedtime: I don't sleep
Most Missed Memory: When I lived in the Circus
Best phyiscal feature: ME!!!
First Thought Waking Up: Time to take a piss
Goal for this year: Kill up to 500 people by the end of this month
Best Friends: Dr.Tickles and some other Clowns I kow....
Weakness: Tooth paste! HOW I HATE IT!!!!
Fears: I have none!
Heritage: Clown
Longest relationship:&..39;
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Not much
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: All the time!
Ever been beaten up: No... ok well there was this one time......
Ever beaten someone up: All the time!!!
Ever Shoplifted: YES!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Who wants to know?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES!!! After I kill them first!
Been Dumped Lately: I dump them...... HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Red or Orange or Pink
Favorite Hair Color: Green or red, maybe pink.
Short or Long: Cirly and long and short!!! I go for it all!!!
Height: Tall as me!!!
Style: Evil and Demented like me!!!
Looks or Personality: Evil, Sleezy
Hot or Cute It dosn't matter! I give most Clown girls respect!
Drugs and Alcohol: I don't care if they do or not! I do!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny! I like Skinny Clown girls that can slide through anything!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None
What country do you want to Visit: None
How do you want to Die: I can't die.
Been to the Mall Lately: No!
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YA!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Get along with your Parents: Parents?
Health Freak: NOT AT ALL!!!
Do you think your Attractive: Maybe to the Living Dead girls!
Believe in Yourself: I beieve I can rip your face off!!!!
Want to go to College: NO!!!
Do you Smoke: In hell i do!
Do you Drink: YES!!!
Shower Daily: Never!!! Who showers!? YOU!? What a freak!
Been in Love: With my weapons I have
Do you Sing: When I kill....
Want to get Married: Only if it's a Clown girl that I can kill with for the rest of my life!
Do you want Children:&..39;
Have your future kids names planned out:
Hate anyone: ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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Posted by FuNnY BoNeS on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

FINISHED WITH WRITING!!!!

The script is now totally fnished! I started this script in may june and I'm now done on august 1st!!! What a happy day!
Posted by FuNnY BoNeS on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

Almost done with the movie script for Clownieville!!!

Hey everybody! I'm almost done with the movie script for Clownieville! Only two more chapters and I'm finished!!! Then it will be time to start getting actors, props, costumes, guns, weapons, fake blo...
Posted by FuNnY BoNeS on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:01:00 PST