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Joanna Satana

a saint in a dress made of gingham

About Me

Cheap Hussy, eclectic and often chemically depressed. always morbid, dark, and twisted. hedonistic. darned friendly.I don't glow.....I glower.

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My Interests

Clowny Clown Clown, Flavor Flav, vomitoriums, sanitariums, insane asylums, Walter Mercado, Anton Szandor LaVey, Edith Massey, Englebert Humperdink, marajuana, Psychedelic Music old and new, Black Light posters, Unloved Toys, FAT, SKINNY, Mr. French, Automatronics, Manequins, Artificial Life Forms, Robots, Wax Dummies, Wax Museums, Life Casting, Sculpting, Toy Musical Instruments, Downs Syndrome, Cats, Dogs, Parrots, Pygmies, Devils, Skeletons, MONKEYS, Antiques, Gore, Ventriloquist Dummies, LE PATRIARCH!, Cook E. Jarr, Satan, androids, Donald Roller Wilson, Goldust, hell, psychedelics, pot, John Waters, Satan, Mae Young

I'd like to meet:



as well as Ernest Borgnine, Yer Mama, and the Devil himself.

PLEASE: if we aren't already aquainted, and you want to add me as a "friend", then PLEASE HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO AT LEAST SEND ME A BRIEF MESSAGE INTRODUCING YOURSELF and tell me WHY we are gonna be BFF'S!
Also, if you send me a request, without an introduction, AND you have a fuckton of "friends" then I'm not adding you back. No offense, but I've no interest in your using me to fluff up your already bloated friends list. Got it? I don't have the time NOR the want to add folks JUST to "up" my cool points and collect as many "buddies" as humanly possible.

Music:

The Chameleons, The Nourallah Bros, Salim Nourallah, Faris Nourallah, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Ghetto Boys, The Church, The Legendary Pink Dots, Tear Garden, Englebert Humperdink, Rock Four, Neu, Buzzov*en, Chris Connelly, David Bowie, Cradle Of Filth, Dionne Warwick, Thrall, The God Bullies, Mike Hard, Crust, Blowfly, Willie Nelson, Ray Price, DVOA, Dressy Bessy, Einstuerzende Neubauten, Gong, Faust, The Psychedelic Furs, P-Funk, Circle Jerks, LE PATRIARCH!, The Fall, The Ramones, Barry Manilow, Loop, The Tyde, Macha, Lloyd Cole, Lou Reed, John Cale, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Gang of Four, Magazine, Tezuker, Madness, The Apples in Stereo, Beulah, Hank 3, Mario Lanza, kd lang, David Bowie, Specimen, Visage, Outrageous Cherry, Japan, Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, The Boys Next Door, Belle & Sebastian, Cradle of Filth, The Zombies, Fishbone, Radiohead, The Stranglers, My Bloody Valentine, The Lilys, Beta Band, Jeff Buckley, Devo, XTC, Steve Kilbey, Miles Davis, Nina Hagen, Felt, 80's hardcore, early punk, new wave, deathrock

Movies:

Tourist Trap, What Is It, Over The Edge, The Poseidon Adventure, A Little Romance, Female Trouble, Gummo, Willard, Desperate Living, Roller Boogie, Trilogy of Terror, Rock n Roll High School, Suburbia, Tuff Turf, Cabin Boy, Harold & Maude, The Exorcist, Bloodsucking Freaks, Good Burger, Liquid Sky, Heavenly Creatures, Freaks, Devil's Rain

Television:

Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, Psychic Sylvia Browne Wednesdays on The Montel Williams Show, Little People Big World, MATCH GAME (all versions), Love American Style, The Scoey Mitchell Show

Books:

The Secret Life Of a Satanist, The Ultimate Evil, And I Dont Want To Live This Life, The Drug Identification Bible, The Diary Of Anne Frank, Lobster Boy, The Little Princess

Heroes:

My Mother, My Father, My Grandmother, and ESPECIALLY My HUSBAND!!!!!!!!, Anton LaVey, Edith Massey, John Waters, Sylvia Browne, Charles Nelson Riley, Dolly Parton, Tammy Faye Messner, and who can forget Scoey "Barefoot in the Park" Mitchell??

My Blog

FUCKIN HACKERS! (x-posted as a bulletin)

A friend of mine posted this, and ya know what???? I fuckin actually did this and IT'S TRUE! This is NOT one of those terror meme FORWARD THIS OR DIE things. Seriously, this is me, Joanna the fuck SAT...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

R.I.P. R.A.W.

what a loss & what a sucka punch. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070113/entertainment/obit _wilson_1 "On Jan. 6, in his last post on his personal blog, he wrote: "I don't see how to take death ...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

HELP WALTER WOLFF aka OL' DIRTY WALTER aka MR. FUCK YOU

Hello, I'm the founder of the "Hail Ol' Dirty WALTER!" fan group on myspace.com. http://groups.myspace.com/oldirtywalter The group was founded December 29, 2006 (the day after Walter's 46th birthday) ...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

the eagle has landed

we have dsl............*pees*   I gots ta work the next 2 days, but beware: Sunday I'm melting the phonelines b's! We're still in chaotic limbo, but I see some kinda light at the end of the tunne...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

I bring you the LEGEND: BLOWFLY!

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Posted by Joanna Satana on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST

I *HEART* HUMANS!!!

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/9914012/detail.html NYPD: Homeless Baby Drowns In Mom's Vomit Police: Infant Rolled Off Bed In Homeless Shelter, Fell In Bucket POSTED: 5:47 pm CDT September 22, 2006 UPDATE...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

yup.....we're gonna get rained out I think

http://kxas.nbcweatherplus.com/wxmap/1432838/detail.html eep! I hear lots of thunder too.
Posted by Joanna Satana on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

TEXAS LOSES A LEGEND!

RIP ANN RICHARDS! What an amazing woman...... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060914/ap_on_re_us/obit_richard s AUSTIN, Texas - Former Gov. Ann Richards, the witty and flamboyant Democrat who went from ho...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

trashcan dance!

today is the day they drop off the 20' open-topped dumpster at my folks house!!!!!   this is thrilling perhaps to only Jsin and I, but it's gonna be GRRRRRRREAT! Literal mounds of  trashbag...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

seriously..,....why on earth would this guy try to add me?

Normally I'd NEVER rake someone over the coals that didn't well deserve it. Well I think this guy just might....... http://www.myspace.com/ericthronesmusic  accoustic/emo/CHRISTIAN!?!?!?!??!...
Posted by Joanna Satana on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST