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Dark Sarcasm

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About Me

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I be Jody. .

My Interests

RANDOM
-Starbucks is the devil.
-I HATE talking on the phone.
-I hate those stupid chain bulletins. You're not going to die if you don't repost them, morons.
-However, you might die if you *do* keep posting them.
-Posting bulletins on MySpace won't make Jesus love you.
-I have an unnatural hatred for PETA.
-Ingrid Newkirk is a Nazi.
-ALF is pretty much the dumbest organization ever.
-I have a new band obsession every few weeks.
-I don't see what's so great about Tim Burton movies.
-I take my duties as a procrastinator very seriously.
-That's it for now.

I'd like to meet:

Alive: Corey Feldman, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey, Thora Birch
Dead: Jim Varney, Kurt Cobain, Steve Irwin, River Phoenix

Music:

MUSIC
-Aerosmith
-AFI
-Avenged Sevenfold
-Bad Religion
-Bloodhound Gang
-Blue October
-Bon Jovi
-Breaking Benjamin
-Bush
-Chevelle
-CKY
-Coheed & Cambria
-Crossfade
-Deep Purple
-Disturbed
-Dope
-Dropkick Murphys
-Evanescence
-Eve6
-The Exies
-Fall Out Boy
-Far-Less
-Foo Fighters
-Fuel
-Franz Ferdinand
-Godsmack
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Green Day
-Hinder
-I Am Ghost
-Jet
-Jonezetta
-Journey
-Kansas
-Korn
-Lifehouse
-Linkin Park
-Lostprophets
-Lynyrd Skynyrd
-Mae
-Marcy Playground
-Metallica
-My Chemical Romance
-Mudvayne
-Nickelback
-Nirvana
-Papa Roach
-Plus44
-P.O.D.
-Puddle of Mudd
-Queen
-Queens of the Stone Age
-Rammstein
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Saliva
-Shinedown
-Silverchair
-Sixpence None the Richer
-Slipknot
-Smash Mouth
-Smile Empty Soul
-So They Say
-Staind
-Sublime
-Sugarcult
-Sum 41
-Switchfoot
-System of a Down
-Taproot
-Three Days Grace
-3 Doors Down
-Tonic
-Trapt
-Velvet Revolver
-Vertical Horizon
-Weezer
-Rob Zombie
-White Zombie

Movies:

MOVIES
-8 Seconds
-Ace Ventura
-Almost Famous
-Ameican Beauty
-A Night at the Roxbury
-Armageddon
-Billy Madison
-Black Hawk Down
-The Black Stallion
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-The Blues Brothers
-The Breakfast Club
-Bushwacked
-Caddyshack
-Cheaper By The Dozen
-The Covenant
-The Day After Tomorrow
-Dazed & Confused
-Dead Poets Society
-The Departed
-Dumb and Dumber
-Eurotrip
-Evolution
-Fantastic Four
-The Fast and the Furious
-Fear
-Finding Nemo
-Forrest Gump
-Four Brothers
-Ghost World
-Gone in 60 Seconds
-The Goonies
-Grandma's Boy
-Happy Gilmore
-the Harry Potter series
-Holes
-Home Alone
-Hook
-Hot Rod
-Igby Goes Down
-Jackass: the Movie
-Jackass: Number Two
-Jumanji
-Juno
-The Last Kiss
-Liar Liar
-Little Miss Sunshine
-The Lord of the Rings trilogy
-Lords of Dogtown
-The Lost Boys
-Napoleon Dynamite
-the National Lampoon movies
-National Treasure
-Ocean's Eleven
-Ocean's Twelve
-The Pacifier
-The Patriot
-Pearl Harbor
-Pirates of the Carribbean
-Rebel Without a Cause
-The Rock
-Saving Private Ryan
-The Scorpion King
-The Shawshank Redemption
-Signs
-Sixteen Candles
-Stand By Me
-Superbad
-SWAT
-Talladega Nights
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Twister
-The Village
-Wayne's World
-White Oleander
-xXx [the original one]

Television:

TV
Most of the good shows got cancelled.
-30 Rock
-American Dreams
-Arrested Development
-The Black Donnellys
-Friday Night Lights
-Friends
-Jackass
-K-Ville
-Law & Order
-Law & Order: SVU
-Miami Vice
-The Office
-Saturday Night Live
-Scrubs
-Surface
-Studio 60
-Viva la Bam

Books:

BOOKS
-UFOs, JFK, and Elvis--Richard Belzer
-October Sky--Homer Hickam Jr.
-Catch Me if You Can--Frank Abagnale, Jr.
-The Art of Getting Even--Gary Brodsky
-Different Seasons--Stephen King
-the Inheritance Series--Christopher Paolini -Harry Potter series--JK Rowling
-pretty much anything that sounds interesting

Heroes:

HEROES
"A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged."
-Dwight K. Schrute

My Blog

"A Christmas Story" icons

In the spirit of Christmas... well, more boredom than Christmas, but whatever. =P   Anyway, here are some icons I made from the awesome movie "A Christmas Story".  If you steal the...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:33:00 PST

Pastor from MySpace, anyone?

On my MySpace home page, I have a section for jobs being advertised around here.  (Step 1 out of Bumville is to at least make an attempt to look... even if you are looking on MySpace.) ...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Hot Rod

I went to see Hot Rod yesterday. It's one of the coolest movies ever. Go see it. Support the Samberg-ness. Now. Thank you. =D Here's the trailer URL. http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=v...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST

Cialis for the brain?

OK, so mom and I went to school this evening to take the sociology midterm.  On the way back, we were talking about how we both probably failed it, and she says that I should be able to remember ...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

Personality Disorder

Got sick of looking at it on my profile, but didn't want to delete it in case I want to take it again & see if I'm still crazy. =P   ..> Disorder Rating Paranoid Personality Disorder: Ver...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:07:00 PST

Just when I thought NBC couldn't get more retarded...

NBC has posted the new Fall Lineup on their website. Friday Night Lights, one of their better shows in terms of quality and fanbase, is in an absolutely ridiculous time slot. For those of you who don'...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

According to my psychology book...

According to my psychology book, I am depressed. But they don't understand. I'm not depressed.  I just don't give a fuck.   Also, schizophrenia is genetic.  Now I have that to look forw...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

DWIGHT'S BACK!!! [update w/more icons]

Dwight Schrute is back at The Office!!! Let us rejoice with some Dwight icons!  Wait, would that be Dwicons? BTW, NBC.com/The_Office has the producer's cut of The Return.  You should go watc...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

Hair. Gone.

So I got my hair cut today.  I've been meaning to get it done for quite a while, just never got around to it. Now I know why. I told her 6 inches off.  That's drastic for me. She screwed up...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

Slideshow: Latin field trip

I got sick of it being on my profile.  So now, it's in my blog. Yay.  ...
Posted by Dark Sarcasm on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST