To my boo....ha |
For all the years I have known you, never once have you changed who you are inside. Maybe changed some "ways" but kept that loving heart of yours. I cherish your friendship in this life!&n...
Posted by Mandy on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST |
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF |
INSANITY.....
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.&n...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 05 May 2006 05:35:00 PST |
The little Things |
As you might know, the head of a company survived9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it washis turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because heralarm clock...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST |
Sexual Harrassment |
Day after day at the office, a new male co-worker walks up very close to a woman standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nic...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Bumper Stickers |
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~...
Posted by Mandy on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:56:00 PST |
Smoking |
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST |
The Wise Grandmother |
A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"
&nbs...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST |
Female Math |
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs thatyou, being 54 years old, can no longer...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:51:00 PST |
Extreme Rednecks |
You are an extreme redneck if........................
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depend...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST |
Sex Health |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. =============
2...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST |
