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"I was not gifted with a big dick and I grew up fat (and grew to be even fatter). Because of these shortcomings, I learned to eat pussy really well. That way, ultimately, I can provide a satisfying enough sexual experience where whatever chick was feeling charitable enough to get horizontal with me might reason "He did make me cum once, so I'll give him another shot," somewhere down the road." - Kevin Smith

Music:

†HARDCORE

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†"It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above Because the women took the lovin' over me And just to gain her trust, I bought a microbus Because I sold off my personal property A tight tie-dyed dress, she was a psychedelic mess We toured to the north, south, east and west We sold some mushroom tea, We sold some ecstasy, We sold nitrus, opium, acid, heroin and PCP Now I hear the police coming after me Yes, now I hear the police coming after me The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair, She's got the police coming after me" -sublime

Movies:

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Television:

† LOST
† PRISON BREAK
†FAMILY GUY
† SIMPSONS
† INFOMERCIALS

Books:

READING I THINK I CAN DO THAT

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