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Victoria

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am very interesting. I have a thing for pirates, shoes, music, and law and order. There is more to me than meets the eye. I am smart, funny and athletic(go figure). I actually like football and pizza. I've got a decent arm for a chick. I have a great sense of humor, and I am very liberal. There's nothing that you could say that would offend me. I've heard it all and probably said it all before. I know that 99% of the guys on here are just trying to get some quick ass. If you plan on messaging me for that very reason, keep on moving. I'm waiting until marriage. I don't fall for any of the tricks that work on other girls. My guy friends keep me up to date on the latest moves and lines, so no matter how clever you think you are . . . Again, I've heard it all before.

My Interests

sewing, reading, watching movies, listening to music, playing jeopardy, sudoku.. going out to dinner/movies. walking along the water.. simpsons, tech and marshall football, pinball

I'd like to meet:

People who can laugh at themselves and knows how to have fun. People who give two armed hugs. People who don't fit stereotypes. People who don't need other people to define them. I like secure people. People who are intelligent and know how to spell. I like people who don't type 'lol' unless they are really laughing out loud. If you have an open mind, you're ok with me. If you are shallow and judgemental, I've got no room in my life for you right now. I don't care if you drive a lexus . . . I'm sure I make more money than you. I don't care if you've got bling hanging out of your ass. Having a diamond necklace and living in your mom's house does not impress me. Just be yourself(not who society is telling you that you should be) and you can't go wrong. Tips for talking to me.. Don't try to make me think that you are someone that you're not. Reading people is what I do for a living, and I will see right through you. TRUST ME ON THAT ONE. If you're a nerdy guy, I've got nothing against nerdy guys. Don't try to come off as some kool kat if that's just not you. Don't even bother talking to me if you're still a wannabe thug. Aren't we a little old for that now? I've made it clear that I'd like to meet people who are intelligent and know how to spell . . . And lately I've been getting bombarded by messages like, "yo ma sup wat u do tonite and u want 2 meat?" If you can't even take the time to speak to me respectfully, and spell words correctly, why would I take the time to answer you? Don't waste your time.Don't even bother messaging me if you call girls, "ma." If you say "hey ma" to me, I will say "bye son," to you. I'll talk to anyone . . . White, black, asian, spanish, indian, middle eastern, doesn't matter.. As long as you're a good person with a good heart.

Music:

british dance music, bjork, 80s music, lewis taylor, the streets, postal service, brand new heavies, john mayer, jamiroquai, cee-lo, basement jaxx, artful dodger, gap band, steely dan, van hunt, prince, and zero 7. I love listening to radio free virgin liquid lounge at work.

Movies:

goonies, willy wonka, lost in translation, lock stock, fight club, seven, snatch, bridget jones' diary

Television:

joan of arcadia, law and order, cartoons

Books:

fight club, invisible monsters, catcher in the rye, anything by Nick Horby or Roald Dahl

My Blog

girl you amaze me

it is strange how one thing can change the course of everything.  One night, one choice, one lie, one truth, one yes that should have been no, or one no that should have been yes.  It is lik...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

gravity wants to bring me down

there is so much that i want to write and at the same time i don't want to.  Maybe it is the overcast skies of 6:45 on a wednesday or maybe it is john mayer player and depressing the hell out of...
Posted by Victoria on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:57:00 PST

I went to prom with all three of y'all!!!! I am such a whore!

Direct quote from yours truly last night in old town.  What are the odds that one would be out for the night with all of their prom dates. (I went to  four proms, Taki was my date twice.&nbs...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST

Cuz all these fake thugs is tryna press up or such a lady but i'm dancing like a ho

who wants to take me dancing?  I haven't been in close to forever.  This morning i heard footloose at the gym. Alright, so i have tried to write the normal focused on one topic and all i ge...
Posted by Victoria on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST

No more Silence, don't kill this thing we got called love, just searching for the perfect drug

i have read a some stuff about love and what it is and how you know.  I think it is one of those things you don't know/understand until you experience it.   I think that possibly you ar...
Posted by Victoria on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

Those mother f-ers don't know how to act- take it to the bridge...

Time is on our side?  I don't think so.  When you are young you want to be old, when you are getting older you want to be young again and lament the time you lost/wasted.  Rarely are yo...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST

It's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality.....

Rough couple of weeks at work.  Trying to offset the bad with good stuff, sometimes that is harder than one would expect.  it is hard sometimes to know what to do and when to do it. Wo...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

Everyone knows I'm in over my head, 8 seconds left in overtime

I am going to list the top ten reasons I love this time of year.  Note: there is really only one, but the top one doesn't make a good list.) 5. Wimbledon- I remember it was such a big deal when t...
Posted by Victoria on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

i need an around the way girl, that's the one for me

so a lot of things have happened and i have had a lot of realizations lately.  I realized how much i really miss my friends.  I went to the wedding of a friend I was in second grade with thi...
Posted by Victoria on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

Coz it's a hinderance to my health, if I'm a stranger to myself

Saw da vinci last night and it was not nearly as good as the book.  I was a little disappointed and confused and in true victoria form started to fall asleep a few times.  More on that later...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:26:00 PST